Funny joke

Comment Deleted by Site Moderator

Comment Deleted by Site Moderator

Comment Deleted by Site Moderator

I went to my local pet shop to by a fish.........

The shop assistant said " do you want an aquarium?"

I said " I don't care what star sign it is"..........

comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 4 hours, 14 minutes ago
get a potato clock...

Get ap ot ate o'clock...


----------------------------------------------------------------------

Get it now 😂😂😂😂

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?



First, invade ze kitchen.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?

A terminally ill gay man says to his husband: 'When I die I want you to chop me up into little pieces and mix it in with some laxatives. Then I want you to eat it.'

'Why?' asked his husband.

'Because I want to feel myself dribble out of your bum one last time.'

A farmer walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says 'this is the pig that I have to feck when you don't want sex'

The farmers wife says 'I think you'll find that's a sheep'

The farmer says 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'