so following on from my daft comparison of Jose and Alcohol it got me thinking.
If a manager was a drink what would he be and why?
I'd say Jose is an old fashioned. Theres a hardcore element that still adore it, irrespective of what the latest fashion is, contains an awful lot of bitters and you tend to only find it in the bigger richer establishments
If Manager's were a drink?
posted on 28/11/18
What drink would D. Advocaat be? Tough one.
posted on 28/11/18
Snowball
posted on 28/11/18
Klopp is Carlsberg. Probably the Greatest Coach Ever, but he’s in a final, he’ll probably lose.
posted on 28/11/18
Klopp is a bacardi breeze watermelon for sure
posted on 28/11/18
I'd say Jose is water. Dull, uninspiring but usually does the job it's meant to do unless it's stagnated and gone off. Then it's dangerous and you need to get a new flow to make it pure again.
posted on 28/11/18
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 1 hour ago
Klopp is Carlsberg. Probably the Greatest Coach Ever, but he’s in a final, he’ll probably lose.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Surely Klopp is Carling. Good but not quite Carling.
posted on 28/11/18
comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 5 hours, 59 minutes ago
Urine isn't a beverage
A Mourinho is sour comment that actually had relevance to the OP has already been made
If we were doing this for JA posters, you'd be a half of Fosters.
Foreign but found everywhere and not a single self-respecting person would ever drink it. Even if it was free, it would still be a waste of time drinking it. People get a headache hangover before they even finish drinking one glass.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Pisco sour then?
posted on 28/11/18
Klopp's like a 2l bottle of Coke. Sparkling and bubbly most of the time, but flat by the time you get to the end.
posted on 28/11/18
Jose is Rola Cola
posted on 28/11/18
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 4 hours, 20 minutes ago
Klopp's like a 2l bottle of Coke. Sparkling and bubbly most of the time, but flat by the time you get to the end.
----------------------------------------------------------------------