turning jobbies into cupcakes

Unfortunetly this is a football related article
And as much as I would love to discuss the procedures and merits of actually transforming jobbies
( for example , I love the story of the jobby lying in the middle of the toilet floor in a nightclub and as the night went on people stared to decorate it
until it was full of glitter with an arranged sortment of cocktail umbrellas sticking out it ....pretty sure the person said it had a wee pair of googly eyes stuck onto it in some format ) ...anyways ...its more about when a player comes good that you thought would be shiete
With Celtic set to sign the rubbish Andrew Gutman ...who runs like he's just got a set of calipers off for the day
It's clear this guy is going to be absolute honking, or is he....?

Those players who you were convinced were ridiculous signings that actually come good and deliver ?
Or indeed thinking .why the fck are we signing this bell ? And indeed being proven correct ...let's hear them
Darren Jackson was the one I hated , why oh why would we sign such pissh, only to watch him be surprisingly even pasher than I thought he could be
One which turned good was Mark Wilson , great wee player.

P.s rules are that if anyone mentions Ciftci in this thread , they have to offer up pics of their sister/ wife /mum/ gran in order to do so