Funny things in football

1. Pre - match - Dortmund are quality. Scoring for fun and defending like demons. Too good for Spurs.
2. Post - match - Actually Dortmund are garbage and simply didn't turn up. Nothing to do with Spurs performance.
3. Spurs "bottle" everything.
4 Does anyone know what "bottling it" means ?
5. All the teams that are not top of their respective leagues are deliberately throwing their challenge to focus on the Champions League ( yeah that was an actual post )
5. ManU fans will buy anyone as soon as they have one good good game.
6. Arsenal supporters think they have an opinion on other top 6 sides.
7. ManC will probably buy the world eventually. Actually not true but feels that way.
8. ManU fans still think they have clout on the world stage and everyone wants to play for or manage them.
9. Chelsea fans still think their club is not toxic and 0-6 is just an off day.
10. Liverpool keep telling us VD is "world class" he's good but every time he kicks a ball ??. Is paid to defend for Christ sake.
11. Harry Kane is a diver, but Salah is definitely not ?
12.The media adopt a "darling" - then they immediately fall flat on their face. Latest one is Sancho. Jeez they fall for it every time don't they. Is a talent, but only 18 and got 4/5 years before he peaks. Just let the kid play for Christ sake.
13. Media think ManU can still come back in the tie. Just a bit of a reality check. But Spurs still have loads to do to get through.
14 Some think ManU were not outplayed, because PSG should have had a couple sent off. Really ? not the game most people saw. what happens when Naymar and Cavani turn up.

Could think of more.