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LOLskjaer

Hello Manchester United.

Today was the first time I've bothered to watch your crappy team since you loaned that failed Cardiff manager from some obscure Scandinavian league because you're too poverty nowadays to get a proper manager.

He's fackin dreadful.

Stick Rashford on the half way line and every other player on the edge of your own box for 90 minutes. What a shathouse.

He makes Mourinho look flamboyant ffs.

Every Pogba 'pass' * came down with snow on it.

Your keeper should've been sent off in the opening minute for deliberately cheating to prevent a goal scoring opportunity after Young's ridiculously gay back pass.

Your club is a fackin joke.

If you're seriously going to try to get LOLskjaer permanently at the end of the season, I can't wait to see you lot melting down when he costs you another £20m in compo when you finally wake up to his negative tactics after a few weeks and call for his head.

He's basically Moyes in a fancy suit. Bunch of shatstains.


*miss-hit clearance

comment by blav23 (U3068)

posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Please don't take my Solskjaer away. (U1270)
posted 47 seconds ago
Parking the bus

The new go-to phrase for the hard of thinking
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It really is.

Good defending is now described as parking the bus. Morons!
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When u have 11 men behind the ball it is unless your blind.

posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

comment by blav23 (U3068)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Please don't take my Solskjaer away. (U1270)
posted 47 seconds ago
Parking the bus

The new go-to phrase for the hard of thinking
----------------------------------------------------------------------

It really is.

Good defending is now described as parking the bus. Morons!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
When u have 11 men behind the ball it is unless your blind.
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If you have 11 men behind the ball, how do you end up having more shots on goal than the opposition

posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

11 men behind the ball

You can tell which posters don't actually watch the games.

posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

blav23 (U3068)

And that's all we did, is it? Sat with 11 men behind the ball?

Are you certified blind or certified stupid?

comment by blav23 (U3068)

posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 28 minutes ago
blav23 (U3068)

And that's all we did, is it? Sat with 11 men behind the ball?

Are you certified blind or certified stupid?
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Ovibiously u are typical Man u fan. Did u or did u not defend deep. Culeless

comment by blav23 (U3068)

posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

comment by Pride of the North (U6803)
posted 30 minutes ago
11 men behind the ball

You can tell which posters don't actually watch the games.
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Yea You .

comment by blav23 (U3068)

posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

comment by San Miguel (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by blav23 (U3068)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Winston (U16525)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Please don't take my Solskjaer away. (U1270)
posted 47 seconds ago
Parking the bus

The new go-to phrase for the hard of thinking
----------------------------------------------------------------------

It really is.

Good defending is now described as parking the bus. Morons!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
When u have 11 men behind the ball it is unless your blind.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If you have 11 men behind the ball, how do you end up having more shots on goal than the opposition
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U do know its not impossible to have a shot on goal by parking the bus. Quick counter etc.

posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

blav23 (U3068)

So is defending deep the same as keeping 11 men behind the ball?

Nice that you signed off your post, btw.

posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

U do know its not impossible to have a shot on goal by parking the bus. Quick counter etc.

................

You don't understand what parking the bus means. This is a great shame as your idiotic comments depend on that having happened.

It didn't.

Next time, sonny, try watching the game instead of going by what a few other ret@rded Liverpool fans have written.

posted 3 weeks, 2 days ago

comment by blav23 (U3068)
posted 47 minutes ago
comment by Pride of the North (U6803)
posted 30 minutes ago
11 men behind the ball

You can tell which posters don't actually watch the games.
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Yea You .
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Counter attacking doesn't mean parking the bus

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