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So, I decided to take a cruise...

...but just realized I can’t swim!

Do I ask for a refund or return the ticket?

posted on 20/3/19

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posted on 20/3/19

'ello sailor !

comment by Neo (U9135)

posted on 20/3/19

Flucking sharticle

posted on 20/3/19

Fruitcake alert!

posted on 20/3/19

Hope the ship sinks

comment by Kano (U20144)

posted on 20/3/19

comment by Girth Wrangler (U3245)
posted 4 hours, 3 minutes ago
ban oxtail
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Seconded

posted on 21/3/19

Seems like the perfect Brexit analogy if you ask me.

posted on 21/3/19

You'll swim a lot better with a couple of concrete blocks tied to your waist.

posted on 24/3/19

Well, the first thing you should do (if you can remember to do it) is visit the doctor to get tested for Alzheimer's

comment by Tyke (U9181)

posted on 25/3/19

comment by ItsAboutTheBackFour (U9916)
posted 23 hours, 46 minutes ago
Well, the first thing you should do (if you can remember to do it) is visit the doctor to get tested for Alzheimer's
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Not a laughing matter young man. You need to lighten up, maybe step outdoors one of these days? Thing is, pay all the money for a cruise,then realise you can't go in the deep end of the swimming pool? Nah, such things lead to remorse and regret,also,why are you still reading this? You are not allowed to reply to this either, because I will say 'bite',and , as we all know,that means you lose. By not replying though,that means you lose. Basically..you lost. Also, rainbow paint pot cake. If anyone has it where they live,speak up. I may visit,cos I am addicted to that stuff. Finally, looks like Arsenal are on their way to winning the WSL,great game today,could be all over before we play Man C in the final game. Nice.

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