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The Moral Maze



Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.

Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train

stops back to minibus.

Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking

on the opposite platform.

Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come

you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?

I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse

ya plooky wee boot?

Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally

with folk they don’t know’ thing.

He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.

Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower

and kick oor kvnts in’.


Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.


What would you have done?


posted on 2/4/19

comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 51 seconds ago
This is why.


Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.

Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train

stops back to minibus.

Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking

on the opposite platform.

Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come

you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?

I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse

ya plooky wee boot?

Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally

with folk they don’t know’ thing.

He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.

Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower

and kick oor kvnts in’.


Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.


What would you have done?



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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago


Ath - belter.

She was 1000% not expecting that.


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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 12 minutes ago

CS <Laugh>

My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.

Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts

and add on their 2 line contribution?

That gets on my goat.

Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.


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comment by simon_bhoy - the happiest tim in the world (U16215)
posted 7 minutes ago

Probably pulled out my tadge

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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 6 minutes ago

I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’

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posted 3 minutes ago


Admin I remember that..

There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.

The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.

Luckily their numbers are few.

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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago

Simon go an sit with Silver.

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posted 2 minutes ago

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>

My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.

Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts

and add on their 2 line contribution?

That gets on my goat.

Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.



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That does my nut in

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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago

What would you have done?

...............................................

Dyed my hair.

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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 1 minute ago

comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>

My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.

Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts

and add on their 2 line contribution?

That gets on my goat.

Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.



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That does my nut in
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Why?

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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 0 seconds ago


Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.

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Fek aff spekky.
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I think these sort of posts are important
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I don’t

posted on 2/4/19

comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 51 seconds ago
This is why.


Taking some Dutch folk on the Loch Lomond Hills today.

Logistics meant we walked over to Cardross station 4 train

stops back to minibus.

Standing there waiting and a couple of wee herries smoking

on the opposite platform.

Assumed we were all tourists and one shouted over at me how come

you got grey hair and you can still go on hills?

I went to default and said how come your face is like my rse

ya plooky wee boot?

Dutch fella assumed this was the famed ‘Scots converse naturally

with folk they don’t know’ thing.

He asked what was said and I mumbled some banal shyyte.

Meanwhile her wee pal says to her ‘shuttit he’ll come ower

and kick oor kvnts in’.


Thankfully their Helensburgh bound train pulled in then.


What would you have done?



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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago


Ath - belter.

She was 1000% not expecting that.


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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 12 minutes ago

CS <Laugh>

My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.

Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts

and add on their 2 line contribution?

That gets on my goat.

Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.


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comment by simon_bhoy - the happiest tim in the world (U16215)
posted 7 minutes ago

Probably pulled out my tadge

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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 6 minutes ago

I have a feeling the wee lassies actually came over and mugged Quinny, went through all his trouser pockets and he got a wee stiffy, they pointed and laughed and ran away then 5 minutes later quinny shouted ‘ya plooky wee boot’

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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago


Admin I remember that..

There's a wee council estate at the entrance to Glen Nevis.

The neds there are the match of those in any city in the UK.

Luckily their numbers are few.

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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 3 minutes ago

Simon go an sit with Silver.

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comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 2 minutes ago

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>

My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.

Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts

and add on their 2 line contribution?

That gets on my goat.

Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.



----------------------------------------------------------------------

That does my nut in

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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 1 minute ago

What would you have done?

...............................................

Dyed my hair.

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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 1 minute ago

comment by Call Sign: I - My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies; Fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die; I can fly my friends (U3627)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 8 minutes ago
CS <Laugh>

My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.

Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts

and add on their 2 line contribution?

That gets on my goat.

Was catching up on an otherwise good thread there but gave up.



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That does my nut in
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why?

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comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 0 seconds ago


Rumbled - elite's got access to Scotrail security camera tapes.

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Fek aff spekky.
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I think these sort of posts are important
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I don’t
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Me neither.

posted on 2/4/19




Ahem!

Exactly how is it that one filters again?

Did it once but it was a dreadfully long time since.


posted on 2/4/19

And Jesus never did forgive u

posted on 2/4/19

I would have pumped them

posted on 3/4/19

"My devices are set to double LS for reasons I've explained before.

Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts"



Well if this OP is anything to go by, it's because it's fun to pick on old people?

posted on 3/4/19

Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts

and add on their 2 line contribution?
—-
Magnum or POV and IE are the chief culprits.
I enjoy their debates immensely but they don’t half make it hard work.
They should all be banned, really.

comment by My POV (U10636)

posted on 3/4/19

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
Why do you go after the kants who copy & paste the previous 19 posts

and add on their 2 line contribution?
—-
Magnum or POV and IE are the chief culprits.
I enjoy their debates immensely but they don’t half make it hard work.
They should all be banned, really.

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I’ve tried to change. I don’t like the reputation that’s been built up over these kind of interactions.

I tend to now just quote the relevant section I think is rubbish...

posted on 3/4/19



It’s all Shiite since Roy Orbison died.

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 3/4/19

Should've just shouted over to her to show everyone her pie.

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