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Splinter

He's such a flooking rat isn't he?

"Celtic are the club I supported as a boy and I loved every moment I was there.

"For me to leave there I knew I was going to have to, not just come to a club, but I had to come to a special club that was going to allow me to connect with the players and hopefully the supporters too.

"And for myself and my wife to leave what we had in Glasgow and come down here, it's been absolutely amazing.

"I knew nothing about the Midlands. I'd lived all over the UK from Swansea to Glasgow to Liverpool to London, but I never knew anything about the Midlands at all.

"But we've come here, bought a house and loved it and I am hoping we will be here for many years.

"My job is to make you, the fans, happy and hopefully we can do that with the football and the results.

"All I can ever promise is that I will do my very best."




I'm just surprised he didn't say Muzzy Izzet was standing in plain clothes asking if he still had a job.

NNH

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 11/4/19

comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by RJC (U17308)
posted 16 minutes ago
Who the feck is being referred to as Splinter?
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Hard one to work out ??
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I thought his phone had autocorrected sphincter?

posted on 11/4/19

comment by Call Sign: Fate whispers to the warrior “There's a storm coming.” And the warrior whispers back “I am the Storm” (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 36 minutes ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 2 hours, 5 minutes ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 2 minutes ago
Thats as bad as the lassie I worked with that came back after a week off sick that was clearly spent in Spain .What tan?
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We had a boy who called in sick every morning to say he was really unwell, i already knew he was in Ibiza but one of the bosses accidentally called him back and thus the foreign ring started and she realised who she was calling and where he actually was.

Sacked the next week.
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Oops.

Anyone see the latest 24 hours in police custody?.. that doctor was a fvcking moron!
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No we all actually work and don't sit at home in a one bed bedsit sponging off the rest of us
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You work 24/7?

Take some time off bud

posted on 11/4/19

comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 0 seconds ago
comment by Call Sign: Fate whispers to the warrior “There's a storm coming.” And the warrior whispers back “I am the Storm” (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 36 minutes ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 2 hours, 5 minutes ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 2 minutes ago
Thats as bad as the lassie I worked with that came back after a week off sick that was clearly spent in Spain .What tan?
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We had a boy who called in sick every morning to say he was really unwell, i already knew he was in Ibiza but one of the bosses accidentally called him back and thus the foreign ring started and she realised who she was calling and where he actually was.

Sacked the next week.
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Oops.

Anyone see the latest 24 hours in police custody?.. that doctor was a fvcking moron!
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No we all actually work and don't sit at home in a one bed bedsit sponging off the rest of us
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You work 24/7?

Take some time off bud
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That's up there with "You didn't work hard enough for a holiday to the Algarve"

comment by lauders (U9757)

posted on 11/4/19

Seen si ferry getting asked the questions today. Nothing surprising here. Mo camara was dreadful and mccourt looked half scooped

comment by lauders (U9757)

posted on 11/4/19

Si Ferry meets..... The Barlia Soccer camp in Castlemilk.... Open Goal host (ex Celtic, Swindon, Portsmouth, Dundee and current Peterhead player) interviewed by our players today

1: Best Manager played under
SF: Paulo Di Canio......at Swindon
2: Worst manager
SF:Tony Mowbray
3:Best stadium played at
SF: Wembley.... Swindon in play off and Celtic at pre season tournament
4:Most skillful player played with
SF:Aiden Mcgeady
5:Drunkest player
SF:Paddy McCourt... Hungover constantly... Still skillful as feck
6: Worst player played with
SF: Mo Camara... Left back at Celtic..horrendous
7: Best interview
SF: Ally McCoist...... (We still think it's Charlie Mulgrew one with Slaney) πŸ˜‚
8:Who would you like to interview
SF: Tommy Graveson (possibly in the summer... And get him to our camp)
9: How did you get a hold of Andrew Robertson for an interview
SF: got his number aff Snoddy (West Hams - Robert Snodgrass)
10:What do you think about Glasgow Life refusing to open the changing rooms and toilet facilities for us all week
SF: Is this for real?? They won't open the building?? Are they not meant to promote and support things like this ... Total joke.
11: Where did you get your trainersπŸ˜‚
SF: Oot the toon 😁

Thanks again to Simon.. Absolute legend for taking the time to join us and chat all things football (and more πŸ˜‚).... He's welcome back anytime... And promises to bring Slaney next time...
Check out his very own OPEN GOAL interviews with some of Scotlands top football stars and more on youtube πŸ‘

posted on 11/4/19

That's seriously poor craic from GlasgowLife.

posted on 11/4/19

I'm sure I've said on here that Mo Camara was the worst player I've seen at Celtic

Never seen anyone look so awkward

comment by lauders (U9757)

posted on 11/4/19

comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 19 minutes ago
I'm sure I've said on here that Mo Camara was the worst player I've seen at Celtic

Never seen anyone look so awkward

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Strange signing

posted on 11/4/19

Tbf, we've had a few stinkers in the past few years..

Du Wei, Naylor, Bangura, Mizuno

posted on 11/4/19

Comperr?

Mate told me about Martin Compston (Actor from Line of duty) played at CP in a cheridee do - after the game, apparently, one of the Celtic staff said to him "fvkcsakes mate, you've played for the Celtic more than your namesake"

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