Funny joke

Why don't Ukranians have holes in their underwear?

Cos Chernobyl fallout

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What do you call a chicken caught looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a-salad

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face

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What’s the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak

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What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch

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What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?

Fecking hot

What do you call a Korean peaodophile?


Bum Yung Guy

Irish bum friends

Patriick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

These are getting worse.

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Irish bum friends

Patriick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

These are getting worse.
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Or Scottish.....

Ben Doon and Phil McAvity

These jokes are shlt

No $hit sherlock!

David Beckham gets into a taxi... "Heathrow Airport please driver" he says. After few minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the rear view mirror. Driver says "come on mate, give us a clue... "Beckham replies "Had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, played in Italy and America, and won over 100 caps for England.... "Driver says "No you thick , what terminal?"..