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Funny joke

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?


They each got six months.

posted on 16/4/19

Why don't Ukranians have holes in their underwear?

Cos Chernobyl fallout

comment by Ace (U18814)

posted on 16/4/19

comment by San Miguel (U1449)
posted 14 minutes ago
What do you call a Russian prostitute??

Nica Zovalot
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I thought it was Slobberdown Mycockubitch

posted on 16/4/19

What do you call a chicken caught looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a-salad

posted on 16/4/19

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face

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What’s the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak

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What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch

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What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?

Fecking hot

comment by Pickle (U22100)

posted on 16/4/19

What do you call a Korean peaodophile?


Bum Yung Guy

comment by Hector (U3606)

posted on 16/4/19

Irish bum friends

Patriick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

These are getting worse.

posted on 16/4/19

comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 2 minutes ago
Irish bum friends

Patriick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

These are getting worse.
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Or Scottish.....

Ben Doon and Phil McAvity

comment by Pickle (U22100)

posted on 16/4/19

These jokes are shlt

comment by Hector (U3606)

posted on 16/4/19



No $hit sherlock!

posted on 16/4/19

David Beckham gets into a taxi... "Heathrow Airport please driver" he says. After few minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the rear view mirror. Driver says "come on mate, give us a clue... "Beckham replies "Had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, played in Italy and America, and won over 100 caps for England.... "Driver says "No you thick , what terminal?"..

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