Unbelievable

My wife genuinely does not know how to operate a washing machine

She was a good ironer though back in the day when we actually cared what we looked like

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comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 2 minutes ago
My wife genuinely does not know how to operate a washing machine

She was a good ironer though back in the day when we actually cared what we looked like
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The Boris roaster is, back

As for ironing it's been a whe since I did any a couple of shirts for a fancy do aside

Boris and Trump are both repulsive slugs. The OP is NOT a slug.


He's just a whanker.

It must be some time since we have had a good ironing thread

comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign: Though you may hold your sword with a shaky hand, I see the demons you are slaying. Carry on Warrior, you are stronger than you realise. (U3627)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign: Though you may hold your sword with a shaky hand, I see the demons you are slaying. Carry on Warrior, you are stronger than you realise. (U3627)
posted 6 minutes ago
I had the rest of the macaroni cheese for lunch. Not sorted dinner yet been too busy as kiddos waterpolo then doing weeks worth of ironing.

Got uni work and other volunteer work to do tonight then back to the grind tomorrow
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Ironing really

What does your mrs do ?

Anyway never seen this new blind date thing
Sounds rubbish though
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I am by far the best at ironing in my house

I do mine and the kids
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She's at it mate. Deliberately doing it badly .
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They are clever

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 57 seconds ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign: Though you may hold your sword with a shaky hand, I see the demons you are slaying. Carry on Warrior, you are stronger than you realise. (U3627)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign: Though you may hold your sword with a shaky hand, I see the demons you are slaying. Carry on Warrior, you are stronger than you realise. (U3627)
posted 6 minutes ago
I had the rest of the macaroni cheese for lunch. Not sorted dinner yet been too busy as kiddos waterpolo then doing weeks worth of ironing.

Got uni work and other volunteer work to do tonight then back to the grind tomorrow
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Ironing really

What does your mrs do ?

Anyway never seen this new blind date thing
Sounds rubbish though
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I am by far the best at ironing in my house

I do mine and the kids
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She's at it mate. Deliberately doing it badly .
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They are clever
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You could be onto something there Duke, same as shex, mine says I'm rubbish at it which is why she has to get extra elsewhere

comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 57 seconds ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign: Though you may hold your sword with a shaky hand, I see the demons you are slaying. Carry on Warrior, you are stronger than you realise. (U3627)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign: Though you may hold your sword with a shaky hand, I see the demons you are slaying. Carry on Warrior, you are stronger than you realise. (U3627)
posted 6 minutes ago
I had the rest of the macaroni cheese for lunch. Not sorted dinner yet been too busy as kiddos waterpolo then doing weeks worth of ironing.

Got uni work and other volunteer work to do tonight then back to the grind tomorrow
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ironing really

What does your mrs do ?

Anyway never seen this new blind date thing
Sounds rubbish though
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I am by far the best at ironing in my house

I do mine and the kids
----------------------------------------------------------------------
She's at it mate. Deliberately doing it badly .
----------------------------------------------------------------------
They are clever
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You could be onto something there Duke, same as shex, mine says I'm rubbish at it which is why she has to get extra elsewhere
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Wrapped round their fingers

We fall for it because they were once cute

Jeff!