Driving back from work, and it was one of those wtf moments. A woman walking down the street stark bo!!ock naked. I kid you not!
One of those moments where you couldn't believe your eyes. Quite a quaint little town too. Something you just don't expect to see.
Anybody else have any stories of when you couldn't believe what you were seeing? And to keep it on topic, it could be football related too, a great move, great goal etc. Try to keep it clean though (yes Dunc, I'm looking at you)
Oh, and RDD threads, comments etc do not count. They are common place these days.
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When you can't believe your eyes!
posted on 18/6/19
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posted on 19/6/19
OP lives in Scotland
https://twitter.com/scottishbantrr/status/1140963748531847168?s=21
posted on 19/6/19
I used to live opposite Madame Tussaud's and Baker St tube station, and before jumping on the tube to go to work, needed to use the public toilets just outside The Globe pub (a Chelsea pub FWIW).
The toilets are set out with two rows of cubicles facing each other. So I choose a cubicle, do what I need to do and then open the door to a man in the cubicle opposite, furiously w@nking with the door open. Every other cubicle was free so he must have chosen the one opposite on purpose.
Obviously I looked away immediately and ran up the stairs, half expecting him to chase me up, cck in hand.
posted on 19/6/19
The first time when I came to China and saw little kids wearing these slit down the back pants. And then when they needed to go, number 1 or 2,theyed just squat where they are and go. Middle of the facking pavement. Wtf
posted on 19/6/19
Just remembered another one, that's more funny than horrifying.
Was queuing for the cloak room with a mate in the Redback in Acton and noticed a couple in front of us. The guy had his hand down the girl's jeans, had a right good root around, pulled out his hand and then stuck it under the girls nose... Grim. Me and my mate obviously p1ssed ourselves laughing though.
posted on 19/6/19
I saw the same thing a few years back (also in a nice area), it was a really hot woman walking down the street completely naked and looking absolutely mental (off her face on all sorts).
The police came and took her but had this horrible feeling it could've been someone being kept as a half comatose shex slave who'd escaped
posted on 19/6/19
comment by Melbourne Red’s Sharpey Shuffle (U5417)
posted 2 hours, 24 minutes ago
Just remembered another one, that's more funny than horrifying.
Was queuing for the cloak room with a mate in the Redback in Acton and noticed a couple in front of us. The guy had his hand down the girl's jeans, had a right good root around, pulled out his hand and then stuck it under the girls nose... Grim. Me and my mate obviously p1ssed ourselves laughing though.
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there's a facking facebook video of that somewhere, so grim
posted on 19/6/19
comment by Scruttocks (U19684)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
comment by Melbourne Red’s Sharpey Shuffle (U5417)
posted 2 hours, 24 minutes ago
Just remembered another one, that's more funny than horrifying.
Was queuing for the cloak room with a mate in the Redback in Acton and noticed a couple in front of us. The guy had his hand down the girl's jeans, had a right good root around, pulled out his hand and then stuck it under the girls nose... Grim. Me and my mate obviously p1ssed ourselves laughing though.
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there's a facking facebook video of that somewhere, so grim
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The weird thing is, the girl seemed to like it! It was so wrong. And I'm pretty sure he was rotting round in her ass as opposed to the front.
posted on 19/6/19
comment by Melbourne Red’s Sharpey Shuffle (U5417)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Scruttocks (U19684)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
comment by Melbourne Red’s Sharpey Shuffle (U5417)
posted 2 hours, 24 minutes ago
Just remembered another one, that's more funny than horrifying.
Was queuing for the cloak room with a mate in the Redback in Acton and noticed a couple in front of us. The guy had his hand down the girl's jeans, had a right good root around, pulled out his hand and then stuck it under the girls nose... Grim. Me and my mate obviously p1ssed ourselves laughing though.
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there's a facking facebook video of that somewhere, so grim
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The weird thing is, the girl seemed to like it! It was so wrong. And I'm pretty sure he was rotting round in her ass as opposed to the front.
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It appears the video may have disappeared but this has images of it
https://www.elitereaders.net/guy-scratches-wifes-butt-before-letting-her-sniff-it/
posted on 19/6/19
Haha bloody hell.