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The afterbirth

Every day a school day. Apparently the placenta can beat or pump for 20 minutes after birth? A craze is growing in parts of the US to leave it attached until it stops?

Can't say I noticed but then I was given #1 to hold whilst she was spitting out #2 so I was preoccupied.

Also, knew some cants ate theirs but learnt a new word for it. Placentophagy - the process of eating the placenta. Most mammals do it except seals, whales & camels. Anyone ever had a go?

posted on 2/7/19

comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 23 seconds ago
Jobbies floating about

Husband sitting there with a fishing net. Fvck that
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No bother to the Celtic fans.

posted on 2/7/19

comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 1 minute ago
Jobbies floating about

Husband sitting there with a fishing net. Fvck that
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Do you order your jobbies online?

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 2/7/19

comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by lexballielegend (U8325)
posted 5 minutes ago
Water births, see that craze and giving the poor unfortunate future Dad a wee fishing net for schite
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Coonts we were at ante-natal with were wanting that.
Pair a west end fuds
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Aye, sorry about that.

Give her her due, I asked if she wanted me to come and she said fck that if the other wimmin are anything like me they'll be looking at the blokes thinking WTF you doing here you sad fck?

She's been getting her own back ever since.

The multiples get their own classes because they have to give some brutal home truths out.

#1 - there is NOTHING natural about a multiple birth.
#2 - the chance of something going wrong are 10x in a multiple birth
#3 - say goodbye to your old life
....

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 2/7/19

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Mummy (U10045)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Mummy (U10045)
posted 7 minutes ago
ive heard burds flick their beans during child birth now
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And yet chugging gets you thrown out of the maternity room by the angry husband.
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we should chug together

the chuggle brothers
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Haha. To me to you.

I’m pleased this is turning into a Lunch thread.
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Oysters & tabasco

posted on 2/7/19

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Mummy (U10045)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Mummy (U10045)
posted 7 minutes ago
ive heard burds flick their beans during child birth now
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And yet chugging gets you thrown out of the maternity room by the angry husband.
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we should chug together

the chuggle brothers
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Haha. To me to you.

I’m pleased this is turning into a Lunch thread.
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Oysters & tabasco
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Bearded clam chowder

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 2/7/19

comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Mummy (U10045)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Mummy (U10045)
posted 7 minutes ago
ive heard burds flick their beans during child birth now
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And yet chugging gets you thrown out of the maternity room by the angry husband.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
we should chug together

the chuggle brothers
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Haha. To me to you.

I’m pleased this is turning into a Lunch thread.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Oysters & tabasco
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Bearded clam chowder
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Down there giving it big licks she says sorry I'm a bit fishy today, can you smell the sea? Smell it, I can fooking hear it!

posted on 2/7/19

surf and turf

posted on 2/7/19

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda(The Ulcer Gazelle) (U1850)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Mummy (U10045)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Mummy (U10045)
posted 7 minutes ago
ive heard burds flick their beans during child birth now
----------------------------------------------------------------------
And yet chugging gets you thrown out of the maternity room by the angry husband.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
we should chug together

the chuggle brothers
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Haha. To me to you.

I’m pleased this is turning into a Lunch thread.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Oysters & tabasco
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Bearded clam chowder
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Down there giving it big licks she says sorry I'm a bit fishy today, can you smell the sea? Smell it, I can fooking hear it!
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posted on 2/7/19

What’s this Sturridge rumour?

posted on 2/7/19

Right here, apparently..?

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