In the wake of Kolasinac going full on Bosnian and backing the beef against Ozil vs two knife-wielding robbers (if you’ve somehow missed this: https://twitter.com/smhjaames/status/1154457329720582146?s=21) and also seeing how both Aubameyang and Ozil himself in February wanted Kolasinac to back them in a fight out of anyone at the club (https://twitter.com/_misterhussain_/status/1154854064976486400?s=21), who are you backing from yours and other clubs to do the Sead in that situation?
For us I have three candidates. Marcos Alonso, beyond the obvious jokes, I reckon is a low-key psychopath who would defo back the beef. Barkley, with respect, is still a Scouse chāv at heart. He’d do a Sead. And final one is Rüdiger, who’s just a bit crazy.
United: Rojo
City: No one..maybe Ederson
Tottenham: Dier, Lamela
Liverpool: VVD, and could see Milner at it tbf
Who’s your money on. Any players who’d back themselves but probably come off worse? Ultimate, all time, beef backing player for your club? (For me, that would be Diego Costa, the ultimate mix of aggression, strength, and ADHD).
Who’d you back to do a Kolasinac?
posted on 27/7/19
Wise was all mouth
posted on 27/7/19
Phil Jones would head butt their feet
posted on 27/7/19
Easy - Branislav Ivanovic!!
posted on 27/7/19
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 hours, 18 minutes ago
If we still had Zlatan, this would be easy.
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Or Keane. They’d think twice glaring into those burning coals of pure anger and chaos he calls eyes...
posted on 27/7/19
Kasper Schmeichel - Leicester City - would be diplomatic with them. If to no avail, probably disarm them if threatened up close, then head-lock until the cops arrive. Could be 20 mins though squeezing that head.
Previous player . . . . . . . . . . Steve Walsh. Would take the knife off of them and stick it up their ar$e. End of.
posted on 27/7/19
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baz ta’rd (U19119)
posted 6 hours, 40 minutes ago
Reckon Phil Jones would charge straight in with his head, then somehow fall on the way and get injured.
Lingard and pogba would burst into tears.
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That's yet another reason why we can't let Phil leave the club. He's a gift that keeps on giving. The Phil Jones face - the Phil Jones tumble -the Phil Jones Calamity. Priceless. He's a legend and he doesn't even know it.
posted on 28/7/19
Previous player for me would be Wasilewski, the guys would have just handed over the scooter keys when he looked at them. Never seen a tougher footballer.
posted on 28/7/19
comment by Cupcake (formerly Flip78) (U7985)
posted 0 seconds ago
Previous player for me would be Wasilewski, the guys would have just handed over the scooter keys when he looked at them. Never seen a tougher footballer.
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For LCFC
posted on 28/7/19
Wasilewski would have knocked the guy out with one uppercut to his crash helmet.
posted on 28/7/19
comment by Cupcake (formerly Flip78) (U7985)
posted 3 hours, 35 minutes ago
Previous player for me would be Wasilewski, the guys would have just handed over the scooter keys when he looked at them. Never seen a tougher footballer.
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This.