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Slabhead no more

Maguire's acquired a new nickname. Pogba has given him a new nickname, "The Beast". I guess its an upgrade from Slabhead and he does look like Frankenstein's monster so it makes sense.

posted 1 week, 3 days ago

comment by Dave Better (U11711)
posted 2 minutes ago
So no one keen on "The Modern Prometheus' mutant homunculus"?
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Can’t see it scanning very well in a catchy chant Dave, tbf.

posted 1 week, 3 days ago

too many syllables, hard to make a good Haiku to chant...

posted 1 week, 3 days ago

comment by rosso is facking happy (U17054)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Dave Better (U11711)
posted 2 minutes ago
So no one keen on "The Modern Prometheus' mutant homunculus"?
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Can’t see it scanning very well in a catchy chant Dave, tbf.
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Maguire, Harry Slabhead Maguire

He's The Modern Prometheus' mutant homunculus

Our defence is no longer dire

When he heads the ball he saves a goal
He's striding out from the back
Passing through your midfield two
And setting up an attack

Maguire, Harry Slabhead Maguire...

Tune of the Calypso. Think it scans!

posted 1 week, 3 days ago

^^^^ and that is why you're such a Reputable Poster!

posted 1 week, 3 days ago

comment by Dave Better (U11711)
posted 3 minutes ago
^^^^ and that is why you're such a Reputable Poster!
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Good to see you have better in your name too. Bodes well for the season!

posted 1 week, 3 days ago



A week ago or so I predicted we'd score 4 goals in beating Chelsea. Pretty much everyone just ignored my comment and IrishRed said I was going full Got Better.

Turns out my prediction wasn't so crazy after all.

posted 1 week, 3 days ago

comment by Dave Better (U11711)
posted 9 minutes ago


A week ago or so I predicted we'd score 4 goals in beating Chelsea. Pretty much everyone just ignored my comment and IrishRed said I was going full Got Better.

Turns out my prediction wasn't so crazy after all.
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I said 4-1 before the game yesterday. Possibly more in hope than expectation but it was a good time to play Chelsea. Hopefully, when they're better, they'll take some points off our title rivals...

posted 1 week, 3 days ago

comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Dave Better (U11711)
posted 9 minutes ago


A week ago or so I predicted we'd score 4 goals in beating Chelsea. Pretty much everyone just ignored my comment and IrishRed said I was going full Got Better.

Turns out my prediction wasn't so crazy after all.
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I said 4-1 before the game yesterday. Possibly more in hope than expectation but it was a good time to play Chelsea. Hopefully, when they're better, they'll take some points off our title rivals...
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They’re at home to Leicester next weekend so let’s hope so

posted 1 week, 3 days ago

comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 45 minutes ago
comment by rosso is facking happy(U17054)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Dave Better (U11711)
posted 2 minutes ago
So no one keen on "The Modern Prometheus' mutant homunculus"?
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Can’t see it scanning very well in a catchy chant Dave, tbf.
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Maguire, Harry Slabhead Maguire

He's The Modern Prometheus' mutant homunculus

Our defence is no longer dire

When he heads the ball he saves a goal
He's striding out from the back
Passing through your midfield two
And setting up an attack

Maguire, Harry Slabhead Maguire...

Tune of the Calypso. Think it scans!

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Oh. My. OMFG.

No words

posted 1 week, 3 days ago

comment by rosso is facking happy (U17054)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 45 minutes ago
comment by rosso is facking happy(U17054)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Dave Better (U11711)
posted 2 minutes ago
So no one keen on "The Modern Prometheus' mutant homunculus"?
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Can’t see it scanning very well in a catchy chant Dave, tbf.
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Maguire, Harry Slabhead Maguire

He's The Modern Prometheus' mutant homunculus

Our defence is no longer dire

When he heads the ball he saves a goal
He's striding out from the back
Passing through your midfield two
And setting up an attack

Maguire, Harry Slabhead Maguire...

Tune of the Calypso. Think it scans!

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Oh. My. OMFG.

No words
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I know Rosso. Lennon and McCartney-esque isn't it!

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