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Evra: Don't go to Ronaldo's for lunch

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/patrice-evra-explains-what-machine-18921565

Shows the lengths Ronaldo goes to to stay fit and prolong his career. Don't think we'd see other like this.

"He is a machine!! Just don’t go to his house for lunch it’s like another training session!"

Speaking on the ITV World Cup podcast last year the Frenchman said: "I would give advice to anybody, when Cristiano invites you for lunch at his house, just say no.

"He once said, 'Patrice, come over after training.'

"I went, you know I was really tired, [and] at the table there was only salad and plain white chicken so I was like, okay, and water, not any juice.

"We started eating and I was thinking some big meat would be coming after that but there was nothing.

"He just finished and he stood up and he started playing with a ball, doing some skills and he said, 'Let's do some two-touch.'

Evra added: "I was like, can I just finish eating? He said 'No, no let's play two-touch.'

"We start playing two touch. After that he said let's go to the pool to swim, I was like okay… after going in the jacuzzi, the sauna, I'm done.

"I say, 'Cristiano why have we come here, have we come here because we have a game tomorrow, or just for lunch?'

"So that's why I would recommend to anyone when Cristiano invite you to his house, don't go - just say no because this guy, he's a machine, he doesn't want to stop training."

posted 4 days ago

comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 17 seconds ago
comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ole Ole Ole - The Interim One'' (U18599)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 1 minute ago
So basically you say no but Ronaldo does it anyway? Tells us something we don't know Evra.
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Suarez is a fine, upstanding member of society?
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Yes.
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I was only kidding. Don't want to go down that particular wormhole again. I'm sure TOOR was only joking too.
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Obviously.
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Hmmmmm...

posted 4 days ago

comment by Pineapple Chunks (U1449)
posted 37 seconds ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.

i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
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Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
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think about what you have done.
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Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
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I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do

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This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
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I imagine when they did get to play two-touch, Ronaldo ran (onion) rings round Evra, even if there wasn’t mushroom in the kitchen.
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Sounds like a fungi...
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More fun than Mo Salad
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The whole meal sounds quite poultry. No wonder Evra was in a fowl mood.

posted 4 days ago

comment by Dave Better (U11711)
posted 14 seconds ago
comment by Pineapple Chunks (U1449)
posted 37 seconds ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.

i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
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Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do

......

This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I imagine when they did get to play two-touch, Ronaldo ran (onion) rings round Evra, even if there wasn’t mushroom in the kitchen.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like a fungi...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
More fun than Mo Salad
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The whole meal sounds quite poultry. No wonder Evra was in a fowl mood.
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Bet he legged it out of there

posted 4 days ago

comment by Pineapple Chunks (U1449)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Dave Better (U11711)
posted 14 seconds ago
comment by Pineapple Chunks (U1449)
posted 37 seconds ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Reputable Poster Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by hippopotamus (U1301)
posted 17 minutes ago
an old story but one of the best.

i love the fact that ronaldo would not even let evra finish his food
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Evra wanted to finish his salad but Ronaldo said, “Lettuce play two-touch instead.”
----------------------------------------------------------------------
think about what you have done.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just the tip of the iceberg of poor jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I think it’s a little gem, why? Cos I just do

......

This is why he willl always romaine a fan favorite.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I imagine when they did get to play two-touch, Ronaldo ran (onion) rings round Evra, even if there wasn’t mushroom in the kitchen.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like a fungi...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
More fun than Mo Salad
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The whole meal sounds quite poultry. No wonder Evra was in a fowl mood.
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Bet he legged it out of there
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On a wing and a prayer!

posted 4 days ago

posted 3 days, 20 hours ago

I hope Shaw reads this and Lear's something from it.

posted 3 days, 20 hours ago

learns*

posted 3 days, 18 hours ago

comment by Reason-Not-the-Need (U4135)
posted 1 hour, 45 minutes ago
I hope Shaw reads this and Lear's something from it.
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Not to go to Ronaldo’s for dinner?

comment by Mike (U1170)

posted 3 days, 18 hours ago

Shaw probably just read it and thought of chicken and went to KFC.

posted 3 days, 16 hours ago

Yeah, he'd probably start flexing his abs if he beat you to finishing it first.

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