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A wee joke

I hate to do this about a local business but feel you deserve to know. πŸ˜•
** Be aware **
We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (we won't name them) just been to pick it up and as we were driving home, we heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
We thought what the hell is that? Has something got in the bag? We thought we could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!

Have a nice day y’all

comment by Hector (U3606)

posted 5 days, 23 hours ago



Less controversial!

posted 5 days, 22 hours ago

A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.

posted 5 days, 22 hours ago

What do you get if you fu k the queen and prince philip at the same time?

Found dead in a french tunnel.

posted 5 days, 19 hours ago

comment by Ed, Edd and Edouard (U12969)
posted 3 hours, 3 minutes ago
What do you get if you fu k the queen and prince philip at the same time?

Found dead in a french tunnel.
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Oooooft!

posted 5 days, 19 hours ago

How do you get a fat bird into bed?



Piece of cake!

posted 5 days, 18 hours ago

Magnum (U16400)
posted 6 hours, 49 minutes ago

comment by LeonπŸ’€ (U3432)
posted 3 hours, 20 minutes ago
my local chinese takeaway went on fire, poor chef had to jump from a 1st storey window, on a freezing cold night.



apparently there was a nip in the air.
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Hmmm...would need to be a Japanese restaurant for that joke to really work.

You're a disgrace to racists everywhere.




sorry, it was a japanese takeaway




itchee arso

posted 5 days, 18 hours ago



Is this the most non PC thread in recent times?

Heed that joke was bowfin btw.




posted 5 days, 17 hours ago

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 31 minutes ago


Is this the most non PC thread in recent times?

Heed that joke was bowfin btw.





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It’s the a tell em! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

posted 5 days, 17 hours ago

*way a

posted 5 days, 17 hours ago



Naw it's no.

If John Betjamen or Richard Burton read it - it's still bowfin.




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