How does one become an Agent

Guy I know became Charlie Austin's agent by working on a bar that Charlie frequented and becoming his mate.

I should imagine a background in banking/Lawyer/Estate agency or any other shady employment would help..

Buy a sharp suit, lose any morals you had & you're away.

Firstly, make your peace with selling your soul, and possibly your principals, for money (admittedly if all goes well, quite a bit of this) then brush up on your ability to chat sh/t to people you'd probably not p/ss on were you to discover them on fire in a ditch - accepting that you too will now be one of these 'wouldn't p/ss on' types.

Rent a Merc. Buy a suit from Burton's (if Burton's still exist), forget about all the good intentions you may have had when first contemplating your change of career, start f/cking over everyone you come into contact with within this world, and wait for the good times to roll.

Enjoy!

The criteria seems to be ,Tough negotiator, have contacts in the game and being prepared to suck up to some very spoilt young men.

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My mate is a registered agent.

Its not actually hard to become one, you just need a license. Ive scouted for him before on released players for scholarships in America.

They pay £2k and he sorts the University. He's now in the UAE killing it. He cant drink, blaze or randomly hook up in public though. Coming back for new year!

Anyway he's done all that off his own back by cold calling.