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Official bowl movement thread

Talk about anything here but you must be on the toilet when you post

posted on 12/10/12

This one has been building up all day so should be a good one. Will inform how it went post poo.

posted on 14/10/12

over 39 hours of pooing for andy carrot now

posted on 17/11/12

Thought I was nearly done but back to the toilet. Darn.

posted on 21/12/12

Its the end of the world my bowl movement are very frequent on myself

posted on 31/12/12

Currently curling out my final brown trophy of 2012.

posted on 1/1/13

2013 plop count currently stands at 3.

2013 fart count probably stands close to.... well, 2013ish.

Very musical bottom.

posted on 8/1/13

went to Pizza Express last night and had a pizza laden with Chilli Peppers. Woke up this morning and it seems, like skynet, my brown stuff has evolved to the point of self awareness.

It appears to have adopted Joseph Stalin's 'scorched earth policy' on its way out as punishment for me dispelling it from my bowels.

posted on 29/1/13

admin bumped this while one the throne

comment by Ruiney (U1005)

posted on 14/6/13

Just let out a minor explosion, not looking forward to wiping

posted on 2/2/15

Just forced out a shet an hour ago which even Admin couldn't bench-press. Flushed the toilet no problem. THEN i came back an hour later for a p iss to find that my shet has risen from the dead to again once appear floating in the murky toilet waters like it was brand new.

Are zombie turds something that we should fear? Even more alarmingly was that there was only one trace of toilet paper sticking to it.

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