Corny Corona jokes

Saw a hashtag - #clapfortheNHS - so had to do my bit. I went out and made love to a few nurses. Assume gonorrhea is some sort of vaccine for corona?
My efforts were appreciated, as when I came home at 8 everyone was in their doorstep applauding and cheering.

Mate of mines in hospital with covid-19. They put him on a dyson ventilator, reckon he’s picking up well 👍

A couple of new songs have just been released:

Don’t cry for me Quarantina!

Beatles - I don’t wanna hold your hand

More new releases expected

comment by He’s our centre half! He’s our number 4! (U22158)
posted 2 hours, 33 minutes ago
Mate of mines in hospital with covid-19. They put him on a dyson ventilator, reckon he’s picking up well 👍
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Did you tell him to stop moaning and suck it up

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If any of you get an email saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid 19, ignore it, it’s just spam.

comment by JonnyLosAngeles (My Dad was made in Leeds) עם ישראל חי (U9756)
posted 2 minutes ago
If any of you get an email saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid 19, ignore it, it’s just spam.
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Monty Python.⛳🏓🤼‍♂️♥️

I was going to make a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.

I’ve determined that I’m a recovering hypochondriac, but I just don’t seem to be getting better.

I remember conversing with the good chap VOF, maybe about 2 months ago.. he'd just changed his name to 'VOF - what could possible go wrong now'


hmmm....