US Oil price goes negative

comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 31 seconds ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
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He sounds like a barrel of laughs
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That was a bit crude
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You know him too well
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Nice puns these, very slick
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Could have been a bit more refined....
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Tired now, time for Olay down
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These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
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My BP is through the roof reading these
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Anyone would think this thread was a rig!
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Agreed - we should drill down into the cause of it
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Maybe, but for now we should pipe down
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Even Brent from the office wouldn’t be this bad
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Very low level of banter here, some right dipsticks
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That’s my asSUMPion anyway

comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 31 seconds ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My BP is through the roof reading these
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyone would think this thread was a rig!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Agreed - we should drill down into the cause of it
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe, but for now we should pipe down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Even Brent from the office wouldn’t be this bad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Very low level of banter here, some right dipsticks
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That’s my asSUMPion anyway
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This is getting fracking ridiculous

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 31 seconds ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My BP is through the roof reading these
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyone would think this thread was a rig!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Agreed - we should drill down into the cause of it
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe, but for now we should pipe down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Even Brent from the office wouldn’t be this bad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Very low level of banter here, some right dipsticks
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That’s my asSUMPion anyway
----------------------------------------------------------------------
This is getting fracking ridiculous
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Any more of these oil puns and I will filter the lot of ya!!

comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 31 seconds ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My BP is through the roof reading these
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyone would think this thread was a rig!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Agreed - we should drill down into the cause of it
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe, but for now we should pipe down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Even Brent from the office wouldn’t be this bad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Very low level of banter here, some right dipsticks
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That’s my asSUMPion anyway
----------------------------------------------------------------------
This is getting fracking ridiculous
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Any more of these oil puns and I will filter the lot of ya!!
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Still banging that same old drum I see

comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 31 seconds ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My BP is through the roof reading these
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyone would think this thread was a rig!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Agreed - we should drill down into the cause of it
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe, but for now we should pipe down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Even Brent from the office wouldn’t be this bad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Very low level of banter here, some right dipsticks
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That’s my asSUMPion anyway
----------------------------------------------------------------------
This is getting fracking ridiculous
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Any more of these oil puns and I will filter the lot of ya!!
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I would normally say that's funny, but I don't want to lubricate your ego.

Some of these puns are as old as Castor and Pollux

4 Star bants

Esso funny

Ordered enough heating oil to last me 2 years, a 3rd of the price I paid last time out. Crazy.

As we used to say at sea "Better to be safe than Torrey"