Rangers Make Glasgow

Going down the aisle with all the ugly cants seated on one side and the regulars fro the Mos Eisely Cantina on the other.

I’m struggling with the logistics of pushing the grandweans buggy, twirling my souvenir stick, and social distancing
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Smart logistics though - secreting your cargo of choice tonic under a cellular blanket

comment by Hot Shot Hamish (U21959)
posted 2 hours, 21 minutes ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 7 hours, 37 minutes ago
i'd rather let chewbacca f... me up thr @rse with his big wookie willie while eating my own eyeballs than buy a rangers season ticket.
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‘let chewbacca.....’

As if you’d have any say in the matter if the big randy Wookiee was in the mood 😂
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fair point

comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
comment by GTB, I like big bouncing smack your face titties(U14017)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by New Magnum. The Mild Drover (U16400)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda(change our mindset, treat this seriously) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
Star Wars 9 JFK’s rse in tatters
In cinemas June 10
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Make it July 12.
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I’m struggling with the logistics of pushing the grandweans buggy, twirling my souvenir stick, and social distancing

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I know mate. That's why I think it would be a good day to sit in and watch JFK getting pumped off chewy.
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Once you’ve seen it it’s not as great tbh
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Do they get married in the end?
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Zach....That's another invite that went missing in the post.
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get over it

Get real mate, there’s guys with encyclopaedic records of who said what and who’s who going back to the inception of JA.

And beyond.

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 37 minutes ago
Get real mate, there’s guys with encyclopaedic records of who said what and who’s who going back to the inception of JA.
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Encyvlopaedia Scotannica

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 2 hours, 32 minutes ago
“JFK was powerless to resist as Chewbacca enfolded him into his huge Wookie arms. Gazing into his deep, brown eyes, JFK saw a kindness and humanity behind the animal lust. He felt his own arousal as Chewie’s bandolier pressed into his heaving chest, the cold metal like a kiss against his ever-hardening nipples. Leaning his muzzle into JFK’s face, the beardog alien licked JFK’s mouth with the tip of his long tongue evoking forbidden memories of the secret night he had spent in Jabba’s bed.
“Hawoo?” Chewie enquired softly. JFK could only nod in mute supplication as Chewie turned him around and bent him over the top of the watching Artoo...”

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Top work

“Hawoo?” Chewie enquired softly.

comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 6 hours, 6 minutes ago
comment by rats juice a big perry baps nat ❤️ (U6393)
posted 8 hours, 26 minutes ago
comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......... (U2115)
posted 1 hour, 44 minutes ago
All about the Rangers

#obsessed
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Oh yes. Very much indeed.
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Or, you know, just from Glasgow.

If I said all Celtic fans pump your missus regularly and you took exception to this ridiculous statement, clarifying it’s only sometimes, are you then obsessed with Celtic?

Truthbomb. Cancel your bank holiday Monday and think about what you’ve done.
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First off, the ridiculous statement would only be ridiculous were there not an element of truth about it.
Second, when you are retired...every day is a bank holiday