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What a w*nker

Angers attacking midfielder Farid El Melali was arrested on Monday night after being charged with shexual exhibition in the French city.

El Melali was seen ma$turbating in the courtyard of his block of flats while looking at a woman who lives on the ground floor.


T he local police and Ligue 1 club Angers both confirmed El Melali's arrest, but declined to comment. The incident took place at 10:50 p.m. local time on Monday and was witnessed by neighbours who saw El Melali outside the woman's flat looking through the window.

The woman's neighbours called the police who arrested the midfielder. ESPN sources said it is the second time he has been arrested for a similar offence.

El Melali's lawyer Sandra Chirac Kollarik defended her client in the local newspaper Le Courrier de l'Ouest that first reported the story, saying her client "was not targeting anyone and was not aggressive towards anyone."

posted on 6/5/20

Hope he was wearing a mask 😷

comment by Shijiu (U22385)

posted on 6/5/20

It sounds like he kept a distance of at least 2 metres.

I don't see a problem here.

posted on 6/5/20

Who does he think he is, pulling a stroke like that?

posted on 6/5/20

comment by Shijiu (U22385)
posted 18 minutes ago
It sounds like he kept a distance of at least 2 metres.

I don't see a problem here.
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Well that depends on a lot of factors tbh.

Can’t droplets through the air spread this?

posted on 6/5/20

Exactly this is a guy going out of his way to abide by the lockdown rules. Instead of banging the girl, he did the no contact version.

posted on 6/5/20

He was on the other side of the window - at least he was social distancing himself

posted on 6/5/20

comment by ThE ReVoLuTiOn Is HeRe (U22182)
posted 10 minutes ago
He was on the other side of the window - at least he was social distancing himself
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Suppose that acts like one of those face shields

comment by Shijiu (U22385)

posted on 6/5/20

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Shijiu (U22385)
posted 18 minutes ago
It sounds like he kept a distance of at least 2 metres.

I don't see a problem here.
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Well that depends on a lot of factors tbh.

Can’t droplets through the air spread this?

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Not further than two metres, unless you're packing some serious hydraulics.

posted on 6/5/20

comment by Shijiu (U22385)
posted 46 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Shijiu (U22385)
posted 18 minutes ago
It sounds like he kept a distance of at least 2 metres.

I don't see a problem here.
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Well that depends on a lot of factors tbh.

Can’t droplets through the air spread this?

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Not further than two metres, unless you're packing some serious hydraulics.
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Pew pew

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