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Premier League Clubs - Faces & Heels

Random article inspired by thinking about my club, Chelsea, and how Lampard seems to have turned us into a club liked from the outside. Some of these might be controversial.

Liverpool - packaged as main event faces but get booed everywhere they go (i.e. Reigns)

Man City - entitled main event heels

Leicester - relatable mid/under card babyfaces, transitional main eventers (i.e. Bryan)

Chelsea - overpushed main event heels (i.e. HHH/Orton) slowly turning face in the mid card

Man Utd - the ultimate polarizing main eventers (i.e. Cena)

Wolves - mid card heels who get cheered by portions of the audience

Sheff Utd - lower card faces getting a push nobody understands

Spurs - comedic, self-depreciating heels with strong main event potential (e.g. Attitude Era Kurt Angle)

Arsenal - main event tweeners turned sympathetic mid card faces

Burnley - pushed as faces but can't wrestle for sh!t

Palace - mid/lower card tweeners with a crowd popping finishing move

Everton - underpushed faces, potential for crowds to turn in the main event

Newcastle - relatable faces without any kind of push for years (i.e. Ryder)

Southampton - hardcore fan favorite turned irrelevant low/mid carder, phenomenal sellers (i.e. Ziggler)

Brighton - lower card guy no-one really hates

West Ham - obnoxious mid card heels, great for putting faces over (e.g. The Miz)

Watford - crazy, intriguing lower/mid carders who split the audience

Bournemouth - relatable babyfaces, held the mid card title for years

Villa - faces who work their way up & down the card to put heels over

Norwich - lower card nobodies known for a shoot a few years ago

Got an opinion on what your club is? And don't take any of them personally, it's just a bit of fun

comment by Devil (U6522)

posted on 8/9/20

Chelsea - JBL, transformed from trash into successful rich oil business man. Mostly hated.
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How dare you! Bradshaw was awesome in APA

posted on 27/1/21

Everton - underpushed faces, potential for crowds to turn in the main event

Kofii Kingston?

posted on 28/1/21

Burnley - pushed as faces but can't wrestle for sh!t


Ryback

posted on 4/3/21

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comment by Devil (U6522)

posted on 4/3/21

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!

posted on 4/3/21

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posted on 5/3/21

comment by Devil (U6522)
posted 4 hours, 5 minutes ago
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!


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posted on 5/3/21

Jesus! I don’t even remember this article!
Somebody hacked my account...

But I was spot on..

Maybe Arsenal are Zack Ryder... just all about social media and not much else.

posted on 5/7/21

Old school big six:

Faces- Arsenal, Man C, Liverpool
Heels- Man Utd, Chelsea, Spurs

Up and coming faces- Leicester, Everton, Villa
Up and coming heels- Wolves, Burnley, Palace

Polarises opinion - Leeds Utd.

Stringer why the Arsenal hate? Bitter because you haven't scored against us in what, 3 games now?

posted on 5/7/21

Also EPL would be far more entertaining with some WWE style trash talk.

A member of the away team should come out to talk to the crowd with a microphone before kick off, like Jerry Lawler at KOTR 96. Imagine Liverpool v Man U and Bruno comes out 15 minutes or so before kick off

"So here we are in Liverpool again, some say the best fans in the world... but in reality you're all a bunch of losers!"

Then he walks up to the front row to converse with a fan, "look at this guy, you smell a bit, wondered what that was, dipping again last night?"

The same for the after match interviews, saying how the opposition were lucky or not in the same league etc.

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