Here at the 606 customer relations department we received a Heartfelt letter describing the first week for our dear friend Matth and his new dog.
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Dear ja606 Man Utd board,
It’s been an eventful week, a bit stressful getting a new pet, but he’s settling in well. .
Training is going reasonably well, still a long way to go before he stops shiiitting and piissing everywhere, but slowly I’m making progress. We can’t go for walks just yet, he’s not allowed yet, but I’m told if he behaves well he might be allowed out.
The burping and farting he does is getting to me, but it’s part and parcel of getting a new pet I guess.
Seems quite aggressive at times too, barks a lot of loud noises, smells a little bit,but quite fun so far. Might give him a trim if I can find the trimmers and plug into the socket up the wall.
So far so good.
Yours,
—-Matth’s pug.
Week 1 of Matth’s Pug
posted on 3/7/20
posted on 3/7/20
comment by Loco Liverpool* (U18018)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by babyen ansikt snikmorder (U9094)
posted 26 seconds ago
You do know he didn’t get the pug, right?
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The pug told him to write that
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I dib not. Was hoping he’d turn up so could ask him how he was getting on. How come he didn’t?
posted on 3/7/20
comment by goadocwatson (U1016)
posted 37 minutes ago
Trouble with Pugs is that they are so ugly that you don't know which way they are facing.
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"I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly."
posted on 3/7/20
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 30 minutes ago
comment by Loco Liverpool* (U18018)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by babyen ansikt snikmorder (U9094)
posted 26 seconds ago
You do know he didn’t get the pug, right?
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The pug told him to write that
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I dib not. Was hoping he’d turn up so could ask him how he was getting on. How come he didn’t?
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He got scammed.
posted on 3/7/20
comment by Igor la cloche de plongée et le papillion (U22200)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 30 minutes ago
comment by Loco Liverpool* (U18018)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by babyen ansikt snikmorder (U9094)
posted 26 seconds ago
You do know he didn’t get the pug, right?
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The pug told him to write that
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I dib not. Was hoping he’d turn up so could ask him how he was getting on. How come he didn’t?
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He got scammed.
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Yeah just went on his other thread it’s a real shame, though that thread is quite funny to read.
posted on 3/7/20
comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 57 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 12 minutes ago
Has it tried to bang his leg yet?
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I think Matth will let it grow a bit before trying.
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posted on 3/7/20
I’m getting a pug actually, Jokes on you.
posted on 4/7/20
I’m getting a pug actually, Jokes on you.
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Wow! The plot thickens.
posted on 4/7/20
I find all dog breeders scvm.
I have spent my last 12 years fostering dogs for San Jose rescue center while they try and find forever homes and currently have 2 Rottweilers that never could find those homes.
SJAC is a kill shelter (not that they want to do it but they only have so much capacity)the back yard breeders are as IMO opinion as bad as those who breed the show quality, they go to homes to people who don't know what they're getting in to and then people just dump them.
its a sad state of affairs, ive sadly seen too many tragic tales
posted on 4/7/20
people think Rottweilers, huskies, dobermans, Pitts, German shepherds etc cool dogs, then when they realize what these beautiful animals are like, its too much.