Red Cough Card

Can see players taking advantage of coughing. Should cough repeatedly while running with the ball and no one will try to tackle them.

Has deliberate coughing ever been a thing?

comment by 8===Divock* (U22339)
posted 55 minutes ago
The world has gone mad. I probably won’t be able to tuck my nob through my shorts and pissss on a defender’s boot next!
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Haha

comment by 8===Divock* (U22339)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
The world has gone mad. I probably won’t be able to tuck my nob through my shorts and pissss on a defender’s boot next!
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The VAR monitors would dowell to pick that up

*do well

Players are not supposed to be spitting either, but I have noticed plenty doing that. Disgusting at any time, let alone during a pandemic. As usual though zero is being done about it. Should yellow card any player that spits, and if they spit a 2nd time, red card.

comment by sandy (U20567)
posted 40 minutes ago
Players are not supposed to be spitting either, but I have noticed plenty doing that. Disgusting at any time, let alone during a pandemic. As usual though zero is being done about it. Should yellow card any player that spits, and if they spit a 2nd time, red card.
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Every team would be suspended

comment by Edward Elizabeth Hitler. (U14393)
posted 57 minutes ago
comment by sandy (U20567)
posted 40 minutes ago
Players are not supposed to be spitting either, but I have noticed plenty doing that. Disgusting at any time, let alone during a pandemic. As usual though zero is being done about it. Should yellow card any player that spits, and if they spit a 2nd time, red card.
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Every team would be suspended
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Yes you make a valid point Eddie.

comment by palmers_spur (U8896)
posted 2 hours, 21 minutes ago
comment by 8===Divock* (U22339)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
The world has gone mad. I probably won’t be able to tuck my nob through my shorts and pissss on a defender’s boot next!
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The VAR monitors would dowell to pick that up
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How do you think I’ve gotten away with it for so long?

First of all, a negative test result has a definite probability of being false. Positive results are far more reliable.
Second, if a player deliberately coughs at another player he should be red carded and immediately tested; if that test comes back positive he should be banned for life..... for threatening the life of another player.

That should put an end to any such crap.