Dear West Brom & Fulham fans welcome to The Premier League & The Premier League Group. Here's what to expect:
1. Every pundit and so-called expert will predict your relegation without ever seeing you kick a ball
2. If you beat one of the 'big 6' they were 'having an off day'
3. If you're above one of the 'big 6' in the table they are 'having a transitional season'
4. To get 3 points you have to beat the team in front of you, the ref, VAR and occasionally the Goalline Decision System.
5. You've already conceded 2 penalties to Man Utd
6. If one of your players has the audacity to tackle someone you'll be treated to 10 minutes of a grown man rolling round on the floor with his head in his hands and sometimes crying (see Bournemouth last year)
7. No matter how good your players are the they won't play for England until you sell them to Man U or Liverpool.
8. Sheff Utd own this group. Get over it.
9. Enjoy
How true is this.
I saw this today on social media
posted on 5/8/20
comment by sandy (U20567)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 6 minutes ago
You should have done this one from your SteveF account, it would have worked better.
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You should have posted from your GB account, as well.
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BOOM!
posted on 5/8/20
5. You've already conceded 2 penalties to Man Utd
posted on 5/8/20
great article Sandy.. more like it please instead of the anti Poch stuff
posted on 5/8/20
comment by Sgt Wilko 92 (U5983)
posted 34 minutes ago
Sandy, why aren't my team (Leeds) included in this?
Is it because all the talk will be about Bielsa this, Bielsa that, El Loco this, El Loco that? Or are we just being ignored?
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We're not Welcome anymore.
posted on 5/8/20
5. You've already conceded 2 penalties to Man Utd
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In fairness, they were late challenges - about two seasons late
posted on 5/8/20
Number 5 is so true.
posted on 5/8/20
comment by TobyJanKaneobi (U15068)
posted 1 hour, 57 minutes ago
great article Sandy.. more like it please instead of the anti Poch stuff
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I don`t think I do anti Poch stuff. I have long moved on from that. Although I will have a go at posters who keep bringing his name into the conversation. He is not our manager now.
posted on 5/8/20
I myself quite like 1.
posted on 5/8/20
Don't forget that if by chance one of you is challenging the top six a goal will be ruled out for no reason at some stage after the ball clearly crosses the line.
posted on 5/8/20
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 5 hours, 6 minutes ago
comment by sandy (U20567)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 6 minutes ago
You should have done this one from your SteveF account, it would have worked better.
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You should have posted from your GB account, as well.
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BOOM!
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Loool. Me and Sandy are different people...honest. Just similar cynical views. Although, you have to admit both our posts are read. I currently have the most popular monthly post. So for all your moaning, lots of you are reading what we both say.I did like the line about giving two penalties to Utd. Made me laugh, even though painfully true. true.