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Alternative End of Season Awards

Seeing as the club isn't bothering then let's do it ourselves here:

Here are some categories I've thought of whilst dodging work. Feel free to suggest more if you wish:

Best Manager:
Worst Manager:
Best Player:
Worst Player:
Best Young Player:
Best Moment:
Worst Moment:
Best Goal:
Best Celebration:
Best Save:
Best Post Match Tweet excusing a terrible performance:
Worst Moment 2:
Best JA606 fan:
Worst JA606 fan:
Best Moment in Season overall (can be non United)
Worst Moment in Season overall (can be non United)
Best Comment on JA606:
Worst Moment 3:
Most improved player:
Player most likely to improve next season:
Worst Moment 4:


posted on 20/5/22

comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Conte’s magic syrup (U18109)
posted 4 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Culèr: Back Soon (U9489)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 2 minutes ago
Definitely a way to spend a few mins!

Worst Manager: The obvious is Lampard but my vote goes to the old barn owl, Roy Hodgson. Brought in the steady the Watford ship and escape relegation but got on average 0.53 points per game - which wouldn't quite equate to the worst EPL season ever but not far off. And he didn't even seem to give a sh!t.

Worst Player: Dele Alli - somehow managed to be worse for Everton than he was for Spurs. Quite a feat.

Worst Moment in Season overall: I'll stick to on the pitch because a number of fans have managed to disgrace themselves this season. For me, Harvey Elliott's injury v's Leeds. The kid started the season so well and was playing with such confidence.

And adding a new category - Favourite club season (not your own club): Really enjoyed watching Brentford in the EPL this year. Haven't always played well, have lost a lot of matches but have given almost everyone a good game and played to win. On their budget (https://www.spotrac.com/epl/payroll/) it's fantastic.
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Yeah that injury was shocking to Elliot. He came back fairly quickly but hasn't had a look in. Word is he's going on loan next year too so maybe Klopp doesn't trust him as much now, or there's something psychological to it with the player having had such a bad lay off.
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Maybe klopp just thinks he’s a bit of a twaaat.
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He wouldn’t be alone in that assessment
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Odious little runt isn’t he?

posted on 20/5/22

comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Conte’s magic syrup (U18109)
posted 4 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Culèr: Back Soon (U9489)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 2 minutes ago
Definitely a way to spend a few mins!

Worst Manager: The obvious is Lampard but my vote goes to the old barn owl, Roy Hodgson. Brought in the steady the Watford ship and escape relegation but got on average 0.53 points per game - which wouldn't quite equate to the worst EPL season ever but not far off. And he didn't even seem to give a sh!t.

Worst Player: Dele Alli - somehow managed to be worse for Everton than he was for Spurs. Quite a feat.

Worst Moment in Season overall: I'll stick to on the pitch because a number of fans have managed to disgrace themselves this season. For me, Harvey Elliott's injury v's Leeds. The kid started the season so well and was playing with such confidence.

And adding a new category - Favourite club season (not your own club): Really enjoyed watching Brentford in the EPL this year. Haven't always played well, have lost a lot of matches but have given almost everyone a good game and played to win. On their budget (https://www.spotrac.com/epl/payroll/) it's fantastic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah that injury was shocking to Elliot. He came back fairly quickly but hasn't had a look in. Word is he's going on loan next year too so maybe Klopp doesn't trust him as much now, or there's something psychological to it with the player having had such a bad lay off.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe klopp just thinks he’s a bit of a twaaat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He wouldn’t be alone in that assessment
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Odious little runt isn’t he?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
United would know what an odious little runt looks like.

posted on 20/5/22

comment by Luke Combs - FJB (U3979)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Conte’s magic syrup (U18109)
posted 4 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Culèr: Back Soon (U9489)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 2 minutes ago
Definitely a way to spend a few mins!

Worst Manager: The obvious is Lampard but my vote goes to the old barn owl, Roy Hodgson. Brought in the steady the Watford ship and escape relegation but got on average 0.53 points per game - which wouldn't quite equate to the worst EPL season ever but not far off. And he didn't even seem to give a sh!t.

Worst Player: Dele Alli - somehow managed to be worse for Everton than he was for Spurs. Quite a feat.

Worst Moment in Season overall: I'll stick to on the pitch because a number of fans have managed to disgrace themselves this season. For me, Harvey Elliott's injury v's Leeds. The kid started the season so well and was playing with such confidence.

And adding a new category - Favourite club season (not your own club): Really enjoyed watching Brentford in the EPL this year. Haven't always played well, have lost a lot of matches but have given almost everyone a good game and played to win. On their budget (https://www.spotrac.com/epl/payroll/) it's fantastic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah that injury was shocking to Elliot. He came back fairly quickly but hasn't had a look in. Word is he's going on loan next year too so maybe Klopp doesn't trust him as much now, or there's something psychological to it with the player having had such a bad lay off.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe klopp just thinks he’s a bit of a twaaat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He wouldn’t be alone in that assessment
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Odious little runt isn’t he?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
United would know what an odious little runt looks like.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes we do - Harvey Elliot.

posted on 20/5/22

The club isn’t doing an end of season awards?

posted on 20/5/22

comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Luke Combs - FJB (U3979)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Conte’s magic syrup (U18109)
posted 4 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Culèr: Back Soon (U9489)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 2 minutes ago
Definitely a way to spend a few mins!

Worst Manager: The obvious is Lampard but my vote goes to the old barn owl, Roy Hodgson. Brought in the steady the Watford ship and escape relegation but got on average 0.53 points per game - which wouldn't quite equate to the worst EPL season ever but not far off. And he didn't even seem to give a sh!t.

Worst Player: Dele Alli - somehow managed to be worse for Everton than he was for Spurs. Quite a feat.

Worst Moment in Season overall: I'll stick to on the pitch because a number of fans have managed to disgrace themselves this season. For me, Harvey Elliott's injury v's Leeds. The kid started the season so well and was playing with such confidence.

And adding a new category - Favourite club season (not your own club): Really enjoyed watching Brentford in the EPL this year. Haven't always played well, have lost a lot of matches but have given almost everyone a good game and played to win. On their budget (https://www.spotrac.com/epl/payroll/) it's fantastic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah that injury was shocking to Elliot. He came back fairly quickly but hasn't had a look in. Word is he's going on loan next year too so maybe Klopp doesn't trust him as much now, or there's something psychological to it with the player having had such a bad lay off.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe klopp just thinks he’s a bit of a twaaat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He wouldn’t be alone in that assessment
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Odious little runt isn’t he?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
United would know what an odious little runt looks like.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes we do - Harvey Elliot.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Can’t tell if he is a khunt or just really thick. I have the same problem with half the Liverpool board on here though

posted on 20/5/22

Not sure but the artist his name references makes facking awful music. I hate country and western it’s as bad as poppy R n b for me.

posted on 20/5/22

comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 9 hours, 22 minutes ago
Best fan who self identifies as a 65 year old man: stretty
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Youre a weird khunt

posted on 20/5/22

Fan Of The Year

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/man-who-raped-woman-met-24017929

posted on 20/5/22

comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Conte’s magic syrup (U18109)
posted 4 hours, 59 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Luke Combs - FJB (U3979)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Conte’s magic syrup (U18109)
posted 4 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Culèr: Back Soon (U9489)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 2 minutes ago
Definitely a way to spend a few mins!

Worst Manager: The obvious is Lampard but my vote goes to the old barn owl, Roy Hodgson. Brought in the steady the Watford ship and escape relegation but got on average 0.53 points per game - which wouldn't quite equate to the worst EPL season ever but not far off. And he didn't even seem to give a sh!t.

Worst Player: Dele Alli - somehow managed to be worse for Everton than he was for Spurs. Quite a feat.

Worst Moment in Season overall: I'll stick to on the pitch because a number of fans have managed to disgrace themselves this season. For me, Harvey Elliott's injury v's Leeds. The kid started the season so well and was playing with such confidence.

And adding a new category - Favourite club season (not your own club): Really enjoyed watching Brentford in the EPL this year. Haven't always played well, have lost a lot of matches but have given almost everyone a good game and played to win. On their budget (https://www.spotrac.com/epl/payroll/) it's fantastic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah that injury was shocking to Elliot. He came back fairly quickly but hasn't had a look in. Word is he's going on loan next year too so maybe Klopp doesn't trust him as much now, or there's something psychological to it with the player having had such a bad lay off.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe klopp just thinks he’s a bit of a twaaat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He wouldn’t be alone in that assessment
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Odious little runt isn’t he?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
United would know what an odious little runt looks like.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes we do - Harvey Elliot.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Can’t tell if he is a khunt or just really thick. I have the same problem with half the Liverpool board on here though
----------------------------------------------------------------------


Think you'll find it's the other way round.

posted on 21/5/22

comment by Dr Tobias Fünke (U1217)
posted 41 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Conte’s magic syrup (U18109)
posted 4 hours, 59 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 49 minutes ago
comment by Luke Combs - FJB (U3979)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Conte’s magic syrup (U18109)
posted 4 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Culèr: Back Soon (U9489)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 2 minutes ago
Definitely a way to spend a few mins!

Worst Manager: The obvious is Lampard but my vote goes to the old barn owl, Roy Hodgson. Brought in the steady the Watford ship and escape relegation but got on average 0.53 points per game - which wouldn't quite equate to the worst EPL season ever but not far off. And he didn't even seem to give a sh!t.

Worst Player: Dele Alli - somehow managed to be worse for Everton than he was for Spurs. Quite a feat.

Worst Moment in Season overall: I'll stick to on the pitch because a number of fans have managed to disgrace themselves this season. For me, Harvey Elliott's injury v's Leeds. The kid started the season so well and was playing with such confidence.

And adding a new category - Favourite club season (not your own club): Really enjoyed watching Brentford in the EPL this year. Haven't always played well, have lost a lot of matches but have given almost everyone a good game and played to win. On their budget (https://www.spotrac.com/epl/payroll/) it's fantastic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah that injury was shocking to Elliot. He came back fairly quickly but hasn't had a look in. Word is he's going on loan next year too so maybe Klopp doesn't trust him as much now, or there's something psychological to it with the player having had such a bad lay off.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe klopp just thinks he’s a bit of a twaaat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He wouldn’t be alone in that assessment
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Odious little runt isn’t he?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
United would know what an odious little runt looks like.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes we do - Harvey Elliot.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Can’t tell if he is a khunt or just really thick. I have the same problem with half the Liverpool board on here though
----------------------------------------------------------------------


Think you'll find it's the other way round.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah coming from Strikemug that amused me greatly

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