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Sheep jokes

by Shocker (U6494)

Bit quiet on here tonight, so here's a few thoughts to pass the time



What do blokes from Derby call 4 sheep tied to a lamppost?
A leisure centre

How do Derby men find sheep in long grass?
Quite good actually

Why do men from Derby marry women?
Sheep can't cook

What do you call a man from Derby with a sheep under his arm
A pimp


Feel free to add, if you feel the need

comment by (U5340)

posted on 11/10/11

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posted on 11/10/11

I know that but in Nottingham is she your mother, sister or daughter?

comment by (U5340)

posted on 12/10/11

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posted on 12/10/11

I see the History Channel are to be the proud shirt sponsors of Nottingham Forest FC

posted on 12/10/11

Since appointing Steve McClaren as their new manager, Nottingham Forest have broken a record.
They are the only club to have been managed by the greatest manager England never had, and the worst manager England ever had.

posted on 12/10/11

If a Derby fan and his girlfriend get married in Derby and get divorced in Paris, are they still brother and sister?

comment by Strett (U1462)

posted on 12/10/11

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posted on 12/10/11

Ilkeston - that's actually quite funny.

posted on 12/10/11

Derby County have been renovating pride park and have renamed their trophy room to 'the room'

posted on 12/10/11

I quite like the History Channel sponsor one, I'll use that at the pub on Friday.

I asked a bloke I know from Derby how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting then bizaarely fell asleep.

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