Ben Arfa.

James perch*

Best. Name. Ever.

god you must have time on your hands to get that anagram shola

no he is gorgeous

I don't know what it is about him. It's almost like there's too much of him. And James Perch is just down right ugly. A cross between Ashley Cole, a horse and a flea.

who cares about his looks? unless you swing both ways, which is your choice, if thats what you like to do.

but as a footballer, ben arfa is superb. its interesting how whilst he and nasri were plying their trade in france, ben arfa was seen as the more talented player in some circles. maybe newcastle can get the best out of him.

Tiote wouldn't be half the player he is without his magic forehead so yes looks do count.

elBarto ben arfa has talent but it is his attitude, which has let him down he was called "le enfant horrible" in france, all we need to do is keep him happy at st james we deserve some loyalty from him after we supported him from his injury
and the way he squared up to rooney made me love him even more

Just as long as he doesn't go mental at our club.