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Alrite...

s'appenning?

so... Keny goes for a few beers last night and ends up in the garage chatting away to a barmaid.

so chatting away back and forth and she ask's what i do for a living, this presents an oppertunity to test how gullible she is.

"eh, i work at edinburgh zoo"

"really what do you do?"

"i'm a penguin picker-upper-er"

"a wit?"

" a penguin picker-upper-er"

"wtf is that?"

"well, penguins love aeroplanes you see, so when an aeroplane flies over there head they lean back to see it and end up falling over, my job is to go out and pick them back up again"

"really? do you not need a degree to work in the zoo"

"aye, iv got a degree, in eh... Zoology"

"awww aye i see, that makes sense"

no hen. it doesnt. long story short, i love gullible girls

posted on 2/3/12

Got any ideas for it yet Keny? She sounds that dense that you could probably tell her anything

Tell her your a crotch inspector on a a random testing visit

comment by JFK (U8919)

posted on 2/3/12

A few mate originality is the key

posted on 2/3/12

A frogman with NATO is always a winner

posted on 2/3/12

That patters older than me.

posted on 2/3/12

You could say you've been promoted to Bamboo tester for the pandas. you have to check flexibility, texture and taste!!

posted on 2/3/12

dumb female dog

comment by lauders (U9757)

posted on 23/7/14

comment by Jinky (U2398)
posted on 2/3/12
Kenny Your a bad man
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You've got some cheek

comment by NNH (U10730)

posted on 23/7/14

Lauders

posted on 23/7/14

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posted on 23/7/14

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