https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7372783/England-news-Gareth-Southgates-assistant-Steve-Holland-impressed-Maddisons-magic.html?

CHELSEA

comment by The Artist Formerly Known As NPE (U22020)
posted 8 hours, 47 minutes ago
Not my fault she has breasts faker than a tweet by Donald Trump
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What makes Trump's tweets fake...?

ill advised maybe at times....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49395718

Lol publicity seeking snowflakes

It was a pretty crap joke in general but how can you really find that offensive... Even people with Tourette’s hates being made to stand out & people being sympathetic or treating them differently, they like the jokes just as much as anyone else. All people like that just want to be treated normally not put on a pedestal like these charities and things try to do

Here's a better joke

I bought my wife a fridge as a present...

you should have seen her eyes light up when she opened it













i'll get my coat

comment by The Artist Formerly Known As NPE (U22020)
posted 9 hours, 44 minutes ago
Not my fault she has breasts faker than a tweet by Donald Trump
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What's wrong with fake breasts? And are they fake? Look too saggy

comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by The Artist Formerly Known As NPE (U22020)
posted 9 hours, 44 minutes ago
Not my fault she has breasts faker than a tweet by Donald Trump
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What's wrong with fake breasts? And are they fake? Look too saggy
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oh no mate....fake breasts are such a turn off. T ts that don,t move during sax are so lame- -

comment by Oscar. 2019 YEAR OF THE MACK! #TeamFury (U12980)
posted about an hour ago
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49395718

Lol publicity seeking snowflakes

It was a pretty crap joke in general but how can you really find that offensive... Even people with Tourette’s hates being made to stand out & people being sympathetic or treating them differently, they like the jokes just as much as anyone else. All people like that just want to be treated normally not put on a pedestal like these charities and things try to do
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So the comedian who suffers from tourettes and has said how sad the joke makes her feel is a snowflake and her feelings should be ignored?

comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by The Artist Formerly Known As NPE (U22020)
posted 9 hours, 44 minutes ago
Not my fault she has breasts faker than a tweet by Donald Trump
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What's wrong with fake breasts? And are they fake? Look too saggy
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oh no mate....fake breasts are such a turn off. T ts that don,t move during sax are so lame- -
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I don't care either way tbh. I prefer natural but theres 100 things that I have preferences about before fake or natural tets, if she's hot she's hot regardless.

She is not hot if she is fake Nick (law of biggish)

comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 3 minutes ago
She is not hot if she is fake Nick (law of biggish)
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Never dated a girl that wears make up/lipstick/concealer etc? Much the same to me. Fake tets dont take away from a pretty face. Although there is a limit. Like I say not my preference but wouldn't kick them out of bed for it.

comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 3 minutes ago
She is not hot if she is fake Nick (law of biggish)
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Never dated a girl that wears make up/lipstick/concealer etc? Much the same to me. Fake tets dont take away from a pretty face. Although there is a limit. Like I say not my preference but wouldn't kick them out of bed for it.
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I would not even get into bed in the first place mate, there will always be exceptions because of circumstances like cancer, but i can say with a high level of confidence that in the majority of cases girls that have the characteristics to go and get boob jobs are not going to be attractive to me.

same goes for botox, lip enhancement all that fake sh t

Just read that Carragher slammed Chelsea on MNF last night.

Azpi, Jorginho and Willian got it last night from Carra & Nev

‘Willian, who I absolutely love, if Frank could have had another substitute he would have taken him off, he was that bad,’ Carragher said.

comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 11 minutes ago
same goes for botox, lip enhancement all that fake sh t
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Like I say, not a fan, just saying, most girls nowadays have something. I don't think jobs = certain characteristics.

99% of hollywood etc have botox, got any celeb crushes biggish?

‘Azpilicueta [should be] experienced to know he doesn’t need to go all the time. They’re leaving spaces because they’re not organised in attack.’

You see City fullback tuck in sometimes to help stop the counter attack, maybe ours should do the same on some occasions and not both go at the same time.

comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted about a minute ago
comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 11 minutes ago
same goes for botox, lip enhancement all that fake sh t
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Like I say, not a fan, just saying, most girls nowadays have something. I don't think jobs = certain characteristics.

99% of hollywood etc have botox, got any celeb crushes biggish?
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no......other than Eva Greene

‘Experienced players like Jorginho goes flying out, doesn’t make the challenge and then there’s massive holes in the middle of the pitch,’

‘It’s too easy to get out and that’s why it becomes a basketball game. It’s too easy to go from one end to the other against Chelsea.’

yup TJ, jorgino didn't have a good game, and didn't control it enough as I stated yesterday. We are still learning though. I reckon we will see more control against norwich.

One of these days we will blow a team away, go 2 or 3 up then control the game easily

I do think we need to play with a higher defensive line too..........close the space behind our midfield players.

I know when up agst the likes of Vardy playing of the shoulder you have to be careful, but our back 4 shd have abeen a bit higher than they were

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1163546696871272449/pu/vid/720x406/rjTo1R0DW8ABE3EW.mp4

You're not wrong, Ash.
Mount, Ethan, RJ, Cal...all have that special X factor to become top/world class.

Zappacosta moving to Roma on loan.

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1163737496187998208?s=21

https://www.football-italia.net%2F142751%2Fspal-sound-out-santon#article/footballitalia-

"SPAL are rivalling Real Sociedad for Davide Santon, claim Sky Sport Italia, so a sale would see Roma go for Chelsea full-back Davide Zappacosta."

The end is nigh.