They stuck to the boot room for too long Misguided loyalties to a succession of poor managers
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After Dalglish we only had one manager from the boot room. So it's only a succession in the same sense that Celtic have won a "succession" of European Cups.

Get your Braveheart DVD's out lads, look how many "bites" you've got.

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The Scots were unable to come up with an actor good enough to play William Wallace, the talent has run dry up there in many walks of life.

Here's to Scotland's independence, they are dragging is down at the moment.

Celtic

This is embarrasing even by Celtic standards. 400 odd comments and not one funny or original comment from a Scot. It now explains why I meet so many Scottish women in England.

Did well for you guys how much did u buy him for before gettin rid a year later

Another fine purchase

Scotland out! They ruin the UK's image meaning other countries think the people of the UK have stupid accents, red faces and no teeth when in fact that's just Scotland.

Someone should check on Theresonlyonereds, he's having some sort of fit i think

Maybe if they make a film about gerrard they can get ray quinn to play him

comment by Keny - When Chimps make things, they test them... (U8919)
posted 1 minute ago
Did well for you guys how much did u buy him for before gettin rid a year later

Another fine purchase
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Again, a few assist and a few goals in a good league, with a trophy higher rated than Scotland's league title, is better than anything a Celtic player can do, at Ceptic.

Did well for you guys how much did u buy him for before gettin rid a year later
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Who', William Wallace? We never bought him.

Did you guys actually spend a combined 37m on Jordan Henderson & Joe Allen? Tell me it isn't true?

You'd think spending all that cash on 2 players you'd be less than 22 points behind your rivals, wouldn't you?

Everton are the Daddies of Liverpool now. Finished above you last season, and are doing the same this campaign. Must be pretty embarrassing considering the money you've spent compared to Everton?

They ruin the UK's image meaning other countries think the people of the UK have stupid accents, red faces and no teeth when in fact that's just Scotland

Wayne Rooney?

comment by LittleMissCeltic (U8502)
posted 55 seconds ago
Someone should check on Theresonlyonereds, he's having some sort of fit i think
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Yep, it's called a laughing fit

You red faced no teeth haggis eating mars bar frying jocks are hilarious, not intentionally but nevertheless.

Not gonna lie Toor. The irony of you saying we have the stupid accents.

Maybe if they make a film about gerrard they can get ray quinn to play him
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Who's Ray Quinn?

comment by GazF1888 *Zombie Nation* (U1012)
posted 59 seconds ago
Did you guys actually spend a combined 37m on Jordan Henderson & Joe Allen? Tell me it isn't true?
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It isn't true. It was £31m.

Brookside

The lessers were coool!

Reds

Worked out well for you, well done beating the might of cardiff

comment by LittleMissCeltic (U8502)
posted 1 minute ago
They ruin the UK's image meaning other countries think the people of the UK have stupid accents, red faces and no teeth when in fact that's just Scotland

Wayne Rooney?
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Well yes, Scotland and Wayne Rooney

Is there something in Scotland that isn't inferior to one in England? They can't even advertise their country properly on tv

Everton are the Daddies of Liverpool now. Finished above you last season, and are doing the same this campaign. Must be pretty embarrassing considering the money you've spent compared to Everton?
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They've finished above us about 3 times since 1970.
It's not all that embarrassing, is it

On penalties

414 million since 2003

3rd highest spenders behind city and chelsea

And united still have you in their back pocket.

Cringe

Liverpool needs new heroes. You cant keep harping on about the bleeding beatles and the days of Shanks.

Liverpool historical city right enough

Off to lunch, I see I might upset some fellow LFC fans who happen to be Scottish. Don't wanna be doing that, so back later to this closed article.

LittleMissCeltic

You're welcome to keep Rooney. He's made for Scotland. He looks like a potato, has bad teeth and likes his women on the wrong side of really old.

We'll even drive him up to you.