Come on kids, Barry Giblets doesn't have all day.

How do you handle the pressure of being in the spotlight for being the first openly gay Darts professional?

Nice opening question lad. Pat your own back. Barry Giblets isn't gay. Barry Giblet is a secks icon to all. There's no pressure in that. If kids like you choose to tug the steam boat to images of Barry Giblets, Barry Giblets is comfortable with that. Barry Giblets doesn't discriminate. Barry is happy that you feel free to be yourself. Don't let anyone put you down for your love of the pink pipe lad.

How did you manage your 8 dart finish?

Hello son. It's nice to meet newcomers to the sport. Long and short of it, you have to take out 501 in as few darts as possible. Barry Giblets did it with 8. It's never been done before and it sure as hell won't be done again. How Barry Giblets did it is not important. Barry Giblets did it through hard work and natural talent. Why Barry Giblets did it is more important. Barry Giblets did it because he can. And you can't.

How to darts players cope with the physical demands of such a gruelling sport? Do you ever wish you could have a drink when you wanted or tuck into a curry?

Thank you for plucking up the courage to approach a true darts legend™ boy. Barry Giblets realises if takes guts. Darts isn't gruelling lad. It's all about mental strength and Barry Giblets drips it. Beer and curry is actively encouraged, but Barry Giblets is more mature than that. You don't get to Barry Giblets level without being ahead of the pack. Barry Giblets sticks strickly to a diet of platypus burgers and hippo milk on matchdays, and frazzle butties and Dr Pepper on training days.

Quick question for Barry Giblets. Why does Barry Giblets refer to Barry Giblets in the 3rd person?

Barry Giblets is a darts legend™ which gives Barry Giblets the right to refer to himself in whatever damn person Barry Giblets wants. If Barry Giblets was called Tiddles I certainly wouldn't call myself Tiddles.

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Barry Giblets will allow it this once. It gives Barry Giblets more minions to beat. But if you ever spell Barry Giblets name wrong again, Barry Giblets won't be so friendly.

After recent pictures of Mrs Giblets sunbathing topless were seen in the press, (http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001340625/screenshot062_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg', how does Barry Giblets feel about press intrusion into the lives of our countries high profile clebs ?

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Not sure where you get your information from kid but Barry Giblets only marriage is to the oche. Sure, many broads have been and gone, but none could handle the Great Gibbo™. It's not uncommon for topless ladies to surround Barry Giblets on the beach, in the supermarket and in the bars. They see Barry Giblets and they expose their norks. It's fair enough, but it's part of Barry Giblets day to day routine. If the press can't resist lapping it up, that's their problem, not Barry Giblets. They know that the injunction stops them from snapping Barry Giblets, and that's that.

'Rex'. Do yourself a favour pup. Tell Barry Giblets what your highest ever outshot is. Be honest. Don't give it the big 'un to impress your kid mates. Barry Giblets knows it's less than 42.

I have a question for some of the other curious members of the public here.

WHY AREN'T YOU PREDICTING THE FECKING DARTS

Barry, is it true the police found indecent images of children on your computer?

This interview is over.

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comment by Tea Sea Double Yew (U6489)
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I have a question for some of the other curious members of the public here.

WHY AREN'T YOU PREDICTING THE FECKING DARTS
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-Waiting for the draw.

Barry Giblets is a crook.