comment by RBW - Is Moysie the new Wilf McGuinness (U2335)
posted 5 minutes ago
Chris Waddle can't say the word 'Penalty'
He calls it a 'PELANTY'
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John Hartson also says this. He was on BBC's Final Score a while ago and corrected himself after saying PENALTY!
Along the lines of 'That was a definite penalty, er pelanty'. He deliberately said pelanty.
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 3 minutes ago
'Moyesin' and 'Moyesout' really annoy me.
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It's because you are doing it wrong, it goes like this; you put your Moyesin and take your MoyesOut, you put your MoyesIn and you shake it all about
Geordie and Brummie phrases.
Far worse than our cloth capped friends.
'wi eye canny lad'
I mean, WTF gibberish is that?
comment by Stretty - LongLiveA$ap - Moyes Out (U3123)
posted 16 hours, 24 minutes ago
Gonna have to respectfully disagree. There are easy games tbh. They may well have taken points of top teams but they haven't won a game since their new manager arrived, they have the second worst form in the league, and look like absolute certainties for the drop. We couldn't of hoped to play them at a better time.
World Class
There are so many players nowadays that are described as 'World Class' that - and I'm not blowing my own trumpet here - I could almost be called 'World Class', and I've not kicked a ball for nearly 4 years.
Barf is a World Class trumpet blower
It's just offside it's not or it is offside.
comment by Robert pan Versie #20 (U1145)
posted 8 minutes ago
Barf is a World Class trumpet blower
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Its ok, I heard you're a big fan of the pink oboe.
Technical player...
Are all footballers not technically a player??
French....To be perfectly honest, I have no fúcking idea what people mean when they say a player has good 'technique' - it's such a vague term and means feck all. What does it mean?
comment by He's French, He's Flash...comment by Jay - I'll think of something profound to put here. (U16498) posted 14 minutes ago I'm not gay, or bi ffs. Closest I get is a bit of shémale pórn ffs. (U9335)
posted 1 minute ago
Technical player...
Are all footballers not technically a player??
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Just another description for someone that doesn't like to tackle or run around or cold and wet weather. And wears gloves.
comment by Jay - Hello moose***kers! (U16498)
posted 27 seconds ago
French....To be perfectly honest, I have no fúcking idea what people mean when they say a player has good 'technique' - it's such a vague term and means feck all. What does it mean?
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Technically, I'm not sure...
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 20 seconds ago
comment by He's French, He's Flash...comment by Jay - I'll think of something profound to put here. (U16498) posted 14 minutes ago I'm not gay, or bi ffs. Closest I get is a bit of shémale pórn ffs. (U9335)
posted 1 minute ago
Technical player...
Are all footballers not technically a player??
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Just another description for someone that doesn't like to tackle or run around or cold and wet weather. And wears gloves.
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As some of you are still bored, try this for a bit of fun.
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp
comment by He's French, He's Flash...comment by Jay - I'll think of something profound to put here. (U16498) posted 14 minutes ago I'm not gay, or bi ffs. Closest I get is a bit of shémale pórn ffs. (U9335)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 20 seconds ago
comment by He's French, He's Flash...comment by Jay - I'll think of something profound to put here. (U16498) posted 14 minutes ago I'm not gay, or bi ffs. Closest I get is a bit of shémale pórn ffs. (U9335)
posted 1 minute ago
Technical player...
Are all footballers not technically a player??
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Just another description for someone that doesn't like to tackle or run around or cold and wet weather. And wears gloves.
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thats not at all true, ive seen Aaron Lennon wear gloves
comment by RBW - Is Moysie the new Wilf McGuinness (U2335)
posted 40 minutes ago
Love to a waiter in a restaurant
If any illiterate moron asked me when making their order, for example ...
'Can I GET a Chicken Kebab'...
I would reply 'Well, no you can't actually, but as your waiter I will get one for you"
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This might annoy you - it certainly annoys Sean Lock - but it has nothing to do with literacy.
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 8 minutes ago
As some of you are still bored, try this for a bit of fun.
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp
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Thanks VC, I just massively insulted the Irish bird in my office with your little translator.
That's on you!
Yeah well, I'm sure you'll find a way to make it up to her.
Dirty, lucky bástard.
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
When someone (usually Andy Townsend) refers to the goal as 'goals'
comment by conormcgrace (U4307)
posted 1 hour, 47 minutes ago
comment by bruceandpally (U8201)
posted 43 seconds ago
Keystone Cops defending is one that annoys me a bit, people under the age of about fifty have no idea who or what Keystone Cops is (an old tv show?).
Also, "number 10" to refer to the withdrawn striker, it's not Rugby were a number has always related to a players position. Number 10's have played in defence for Germany and in midfield for other teams.
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Well actually, originally shirt numbers did refer to positions. The starting xi always had shirt numbers 1-11.
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Yes but that isn't the case anymore, like I said players have worn a number and haven't played in the position it was originally designated for, it's happened for decades.
RVP is number #20, yet Welbeck is #19.
comment by Jay - Hello moose***kers! (U16498)
posted 2 hours, 45 minutes ago
Their is absolutely no reason to get the wrong kind of there/their/they're in a sentence. People who do this - there stupid and they should be sent over to Australia to rot over they're.
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Their, their, they're....calm yourself down.
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posted on 11/3/14
comment by RBW - Is Moysie the new Wilf McGuinness (U2335)
posted 5 minutes ago
Chris Waddle can't say the word 'Penalty'
He calls it a 'PELANTY'
----------------------------------------------------------------------
John Hartson also says this. He was on BBC's Final Score a while ago and corrected himself after saying PENALTY!
Along the lines of 'That was a definite penalty, er pelanty'. He deliberately said pelanty.
posted on 11/3/14
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 3 minutes ago
'Moyesin' and 'Moyesout' really annoy me.
============
It's because you are doing it wrong, it goes like this; you put your Moyesin and take your MoyesOut, you put your MoyesIn and you shake it all about
posted on 11/3/14
Geordie and Brummie phrases.
Far worse than our cloth capped friends.
'wi eye canny lad'
I mean, WTF gibberish is that?
posted on 11/3/14
comment by Stretty - LongLiveA$ap - Moyes Out (U3123)
posted 16 hours, 24 minutes ago
Gonna have to respectfully disagree. There are easy games tbh. They may well have taken points of top teams but they haven't won a game since their new manager arrived, they have the second worst form in the league, and look like absolute certainties for the drop. We couldn't of hoped to play them at a better time.
posted on 11/3/14
World Class
There are so many players nowadays that are described as 'World Class' that - and I'm not blowing my own trumpet here - I could almost be called 'World Class', and I've not kicked a ball for nearly 4 years.
posted on 11/3/14
Barf is a World Class trumpet blower
posted on 11/3/14
It's just offside it's not or it is offside.
posted on 11/3/14
comment by Robert pan Versie #20 (U1145)
posted 8 minutes ago
Barf is a World Class trumpet blower
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Its ok, I heard you're a big fan of the pink oboe.
posted on 11/3/14
Technical player...
Are all footballers not technically a player??
posted on 11/3/14
French....To be perfectly honest, I have no fúcking idea what people mean when they say a player has good 'technique' - it's such a vague term and means feck all. What does it mean?
posted on 11/3/14
comment by He's French, He's Flash...comment by Jay - I'll think of something profound to put here. (U16498) posted 14 minutes ago I'm not gay, or bi ffs. Closest I get is a bit of shémale pórn ffs. (U9335)
posted 1 minute ago
Technical player...
Are all footballers not technically a player??
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just another description for someone that doesn't like to tackle or run around or cold and wet weather. And wears gloves.
posted on 11/3/14
comment by Jay - Hello moose***kers! (U16498)
posted 27 seconds ago
French....To be perfectly honest, I have no fúcking idea what people mean when they say a player has good 'technique' - it's such a vague term and means feck all. What does it mean?
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Technically, I'm not sure...
posted on 11/3/14
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 20 seconds ago
comment by He's French, He's Flash...comment by Jay - I'll think of something profound to put here. (U16498) posted 14 minutes ago I'm not gay, or bi ffs. Closest I get is a bit of shémale pórn ffs. (U9335)
posted 1 minute ago
Technical player...
Are all footballers not technically a player??
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just another description for someone that doesn't like to tackle or run around or cold and wet weather. And wears gloves.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 11/3/14
As some of you are still bored, try this for a bit of fun.
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp
posted on 11/3/14
comment by He's French, He's Flash...comment by Jay - I'll think of something profound to put here. (U16498) posted 14 minutes ago I'm not gay, or bi ffs. Closest I get is a bit of shémale pórn ffs. (U9335)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 20 seconds ago
comment by He's French, He's Flash...comment by Jay - I'll think of something profound to put here. (U16498) posted 14 minutes ago I'm not gay, or bi ffs. Closest I get is a bit of shémale pórn ffs. (U9335)
posted 1 minute ago
Technical player...
Are all footballers not technically a player??
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just another description for someone that doesn't like to tackle or run around or cold and wet weather. And wears gloves.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
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thats not at all true, ive seen Aaron Lennon wear gloves
posted on 11/3/14
comment by RBW - Is Moysie the new Wilf McGuinness (U2335)
posted 40 minutes ago
Love to a waiter in a restaurant
If any illiterate moron asked me when making their order, for example ...
'Can I GET a Chicken Kebab'...
I would reply 'Well, no you can't actually, but as your waiter I will get one for you"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
This might annoy you - it certainly annoys Sean Lock - but it has nothing to do with literacy.
posted on 11/3/14
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 8 minutes ago
As some of you are still bored, try this for a bit of fun.
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp
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Thanks VC, I just massively insulted the Irish bird in my office with your little translator.
That's on you!
posted on 11/3/14
Yeah well, I'm sure you'll find a way to make it up to her.
Dirty, lucky bástard.
posted on 11/3/14
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 11/3/14
When someone (usually Andy Townsend) refers to the goal as 'goals'
posted on 11/3/14
comment by conormcgrace (U4307)
posted 1 hour, 47 minutes ago
comment by bruceandpally (U8201)
posted 43 seconds ago
Keystone Cops defending is one that annoys me a bit, people under the age of about fifty have no idea who or what Keystone Cops is (an old tv show?).
Also, "number 10" to refer to the withdrawn striker, it's not Rugby were a number has always related to a players position. Number 10's have played in defence for Germany and in midfield for other teams.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Well actually, originally shirt numbers did refer to positions. The starting xi always had shirt numbers 1-11.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes but that isn't the case anymore, like I said players have worn a number and haven't played in the position it was originally designated for, it's happened for decades.
posted on 11/3/14
RVP is number #20, yet Welbeck is #19.
posted on 11/3/14
comment by Jay - Hello moose***kers! (U16498)
posted 2 hours, 45 minutes ago
Their is absolutely no reason to get the wrong kind of there/their/they're in a sentence. People who do this - there stupid and they should be sent over to Australia to rot over they're.
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Their, their, they're....calm yourself down.
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