comment by Be A Grizzly (U2206)
posted 13 minutes ago
He cycles 30 miles a day or something I think..... After a week of that he would be 210 miles away, surely he could start again there, where nobody knows his shame?
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Depends if he's cycling uphill in which case he won't be as far away.
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I doubt he can get uphill.
Stick to the day job you bunch of unfunny feckers
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 11 minutes ago
Stick to the day job you bunch of unfunny feckers
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Is rather be an unfunny fecker than a funny non fecker
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comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 11 minutes ago
Stick to the day job you bunch of unfunny feckers
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Is rather be an unfunny fecker than a funny non fecker
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comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 hour, 45 minutes ago
Snow day!!! No work. Still in my PJs. Expecting up to a foot and a half of snow
Shame it couldn't have happened tomorrow for a long weekend though
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ditto
u had any THUNDERSNOW! ?
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Not yet but it's sure to be on the way.
Snowblowers running a bit rough though. Should be grand for today mind you,
So as with every massive snowstorm I've got the beers in and Robocop ready to roll.
Question is though, do I do 3 or 4 runs with the snowblower through the day or wait until the storm passes this evening and go on one massive drunken blovv job?
Why is blovv job banned? How am I meant to talk about my big blovv job in the driveway later? How can I tell everyone that I am a Good Samaritan and have helped Pedro next door by giving him a much needed blowing?
Poor guy has to do it all by himself, and by hand too as he doesn't have the equipment I have. I suppose he could ask one of his teenage daughters to help, but that doesn't seem right
I am allowed blovv jobs as I can get erections
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 17 minutes ago
I am allowed blovv jobs as I can get erections
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Plural?
Auld 2 D!cks Tbone
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 17 minutes ago
I am allowed blovv jobs as I can get erections
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Plural?
Auld 2 D!cks Tbone
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Women say I am that good it feels like i have 2 dcks!!
Little do they know that it is -
"one in the pink and 2 in the stink"
3 d!cks? Some sort or mutant?
Like an impotent Xman.
He's not Professor X he's Professor ED
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted about 2 hours ago
3 d!cks? Some sort or mutant?
Like an impotent Xman.
He's not Professor X he's Professor ED
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Double fingers Manfrom you should try it one day they love it
"Hey wifefrom, there's a guy on the internet called Tbone who reckons I should stuff a couple of fingers up your bum"
"Why are you talking to a man called tbone about my bumhole?"
Okay here's a question for you guys, if you were in charge of signings in the summer and could only bring in 3 players, what players would you bring in to improve the team that fits klopps style and you feel would be realistic?
I'd go Brandt, naby keita and Jonathan tah.
Would like a left back but I can't think of many decent ones atm.
Don't know who, but a DM, left winger and a proper goal scoring striker.
I know Klopps style doesn't warrant a proper DM, but I think he needs to protect the defence more.
I agree term, I don't think he'll go for one though. That's why I threw naby keita in, he can protect the defence but loves to burst forward as well.
One foot of snow plowed. Only a few more hours of the storm to go
And Pedro's been fully blown
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted about an hour ago
Don't know who, but a DM, left winger and a proper goal scoring striker.
I know Klopps style doesn't warrant a proper DM, but I think he needs to protect the defence more.
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Or he could just buy a half decent keeper which would improve the defence 10 fold!
comment by KLS- Jesus! I was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick w@nk, instead I've got some geezer in a stone island jumper with a blade in my face.... (U1695)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted about an hour ago
Don't know who, but a DM, left winger and a proper goal scoring striker.
I know Klopps style doesn't warrant a proper DM, but I think he needs to protect the defence more.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or he could just buy a half decent keeper which would improve the defence 10 fold!
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It'd be like playing with 40 defenders!
But if they are all Alberto Moreno.......
I saw a bit of karius in Germany last season and he was excellent. I would have preferred bernd Leno but hey ho.
Karius has played only a handful of games for us and started shaky, but are we seriously discounting players after such a short period of time?
Honestly i don't understand why any player would want to join us at the minute, a couple poor games and the fans are on your back.
comment by KLS- Jesus! I was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick w@nk, instead I've got some geezer in a stone island jumper with a blade in my face.... (U1695)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted about an hour ago
Don't know who, but a DM, left winger and a proper goal scoring striker.
I know Klopps style doesn't warrant a proper DM, but I think he needs to protect the defence more.
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Or he could just buy a half decent keeper which would improve the defence 10 fold!
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That would also help! Regardless of the keeper though, imo our defence is left exposed far too often....
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posted on 9/2/17
comment by Be A Grizzly (U2206)
posted 13 minutes ago
He cycles 30 miles a day or something I think..... After a week of that he would be 210 miles away, surely he could start again there, where nobody knows his shame?
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Depends if he's cycling uphill in which case he won't be as far away.
posted on 9/2/17
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posted on 9/2/17
I doubt he can get uphill.
posted on 9/2/17
Stick to the day job you bunch of unfunny feckers
posted on 9/2/17
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 11 minutes ago
Stick to the day job you bunch of unfunny feckers
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Is rather be an unfunny fecker than a funny non fecker
posted on 9/2/17
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 9/2/17
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 11 minutes ago
Stick to the day job you bunch of unfunny feckers
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Is rather be an unfunny fecker than a funny non fecker
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posted on 9/2/17
comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 hour, 45 minutes ago
Snow day!!! No work. Still in my PJs. Expecting up to a foot and a half of snow
Shame it couldn't have happened tomorrow for a long weekend though
----------------------------------------------------------------------
ditto
u had any THUNDERSNOW! ?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Not yet but it's sure to be on the way.
Snowblowers running a bit rough though. Should be grand for today mind you,
So as with every massive snowstorm I've got the beers in and Robocop ready to roll.
Question is though, do I do 3 or 4 runs with the snowblower through the day or wait until the storm passes this evening and go on one massive drunken blovv job?
posted on 9/2/17
Why is blovv job banned? How am I meant to talk about my big blovv job in the driveway later? How can I tell everyone that I am a Good Samaritan and have helped Pedro next door by giving him a much needed blowing?
Poor guy has to do it all by himself, and by hand too as he doesn't have the equipment I have. I suppose he could ask one of his teenage daughters to help, but that doesn't seem right
posted on 9/2/17
I am allowed blovv jobs as I can get erections
posted on 9/2/17
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 17 minutes ago
I am allowed blovv jobs as I can get erections
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Plural?
Auld 2 D!cks Tbone
posted on 9/2/17
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 17 minutes ago
I am allowed blovv jobs as I can get erections
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Plural?
Auld 2 D!cks Tbone
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Women say I am that good it feels like i have 2 dcks!!
Little do they know that it is -
"one in the pink and 2 in the stink"
posted on 9/2/17
3 d!cks? Some sort or mutant?
Like an impotent Xman.
He's not Professor X he's Professor ED
posted on 9/2/17
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted about 2 hours ago
3 d!cks? Some sort or mutant?
Like an impotent Xman.
He's not Professor X he's Professor ED
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Double fingers Manfrom you should try it one day they love it
posted on 9/2/17
"Hey wifefrom, there's a guy on the internet called Tbone who reckons I should stuff a couple of fingers up your bum"
"Why are you talking to a man called tbone about my bumhole?"
posted on 9/2/17
posted on 9/2/17
Okay here's a question for you guys, if you were in charge of signings in the summer and could only bring in 3 players, what players would you bring in to improve the team that fits klopps style and you feel would be realistic?
I'd go Brandt, naby keita and Jonathan tah.
Would like a left back but I can't think of many decent ones atm.
posted on 9/2/17
Don't know who, but a DM, left winger and a proper goal scoring striker.
I know Klopps style doesn't warrant a proper DM, but I think he needs to protect the defence more.
posted on 9/2/17
I agree term, I don't think he'll go for one though. That's why I threw naby keita in, he can protect the defence but loves to burst forward as well.
posted on 9/2/17
One foot of snow plowed. Only a few more hours of the storm to go
posted on 9/2/17
And Pedro's been fully blown
posted on 9/2/17
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted about an hour ago
Don't know who, but a DM, left winger and a proper goal scoring striker.
I know Klopps style doesn't warrant a proper DM, but I think he needs to protect the defence more.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or he could just buy a half decent keeper which would improve the defence 10 fold!
posted on 9/2/17
comment by KLS- Jesus! I was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick w@nk, instead I've got some geezer in a stone island jumper with a blade in my face.... (U1695)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted about an hour ago
Don't know who, but a DM, left winger and a proper goal scoring striker.
I know Klopps style doesn't warrant a proper DM, but I think he needs to protect the defence more.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or he could just buy a half decent keeper which would improve the defence 10 fold!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It'd be like playing with 40 defenders!
But if they are all Alberto Moreno.......
posted on 9/2/17
I saw a bit of karius in Germany last season and he was excellent. I would have preferred bernd Leno but hey ho.
Karius has played only a handful of games for us and started shaky, but are we seriously discounting players after such a short period of time?
Honestly i don't understand why any player would want to join us at the minute, a couple poor games and the fans are on your back.
posted on 9/2/17
comment by KLS- Jesus! I was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick w@nk, instead I've got some geezer in a stone island jumper with a blade in my face.... (U1695)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted about an hour ago
Don't know who, but a DM, left winger and a proper goal scoring striker.
I know Klopps style doesn't warrant a proper DM, but I think he needs to protect the defence more.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Or he could just buy a half decent keeper which would improve the defence 10 fold!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That would also help! Regardless of the keeper though, imo our defence is left exposed far too often....
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