comment by The Guvnor- Just ordered my Christmas present, Ben Dover. Blow him up or just Blow him say the instructions.Special sized orifices customised for my tiny maggot-get in! Contact Admin to become my additional Spitroast partner alongside Pranks (U12889)
posted 10 minutes ago
Note the age difference between me and pranks.

He's more interested in where ledders is sleeping where as I am more interested in potential gash he could be sleeping with
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I wasn’t aware of the gash availability factor

I would expect ledders to get the sister drunk do his old gym water drink just to seal the deal

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comment by The Guvnor- Just ordered my Christmas present, Ben Dover. Blow him up or just Blow him say the instructions.Special sized orifices customised for my tiny maggot-get in! Contact Admin to become my additional Spitroast partner alongside Pranks (U12889)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by Santa Klopps Gaffer Pranks (U6283)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by The Guvnor- Just ordered my Christmas present, Ben Dover. Blow him up or just Blow him say the instructions.Special sized orifices customised for my tiny maggot-get in! Contact Admin to become my additional Spitroast partner alongside Pranks (U12889)
posted 10 minutes ago
Note the age difference between me and pranks.

He's more interested in where ledders is sleeping where as I am more interested in potential gash he could be sleeping with
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I wasn’t aware of the gash availability factor

I would expect ledders to get the sister drunk do his old gym water drink just to seal the deal
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His roofys got confiscated at customs
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Caaants. Sister is a bit of a dry lunch so no chance of that happening. Must be a carpet muncher if she doesn’t want some of Ledders

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comment by #4zA - #savethedonkeys (U19575)
posted about 13 hours ago
she probably already had Ledders full length but didnt notice
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It’s gotta be hard to notice ledders lbc at 1 inch, I know mrs forsa suffers the same cringe factor every time forza gets his maggot tweezers out and gets ready for love

comment by #4zA - #savethedonkeys (U19575)
posted 13 hours, 27 minutes ago
she probably already had Ledders full length but didnt notice
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She didn’t notice because the sheer size and force of it knocked her unconscious. Whereas when you whip your tiddler out she laughs until she’s out of breath

Had to take some penalty points as Morata injured

Game week 17, need a decent score to get in the cup

Having an absolute nightmare in FF tonight

Ward went off injured for Burnley dad

Ffs*

Good to hear neo saan

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Is this thread just a bunch of men talking about their сoсks?

All comes across a bit gay

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comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted about 6 hours ago
Is this thread just a bunch of men talking about their сoсks?

All comes across a bit gay
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Says a manfrom maggotsville

Your on parade tonight pranks, mans got snooker. 🍻

comment by KLS. (U1695)
posted about 2 hours ago
Your on parade tonight pranks, mans got snooker. 🍻
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need to keep up my unbeaten streak then

plenty of points to be got tonight

silva

comment by Santa Klopps Gaffer Pranks (U6283)
posted 36 minutes ago
silva
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and again

kolo losing to a yank in the FF cup

gaffer 67 pts and safely through in the cup