Jack Wilshere looks like he should be signing on.
Shinji Okazaki
Looks like he should be demonstrating the IPhone 6 Plus in your local Apple Store
Jan Vertonghen looks like he should be in a TV series travelling on a big red spaceship.
Luka Modric
Looks like he should be auditioning for Schindlers list
Ilkay Gundogan looks like a waiter
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 7 minutes ago
Luka Modric
Looks like he should be auditioning for Schindlers list
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Phil Jones.
Looks like a gurning fatboy from the local nightclub.
Harry Kane
That head is an unbelievable size.
Nasri - Lesbian
Vidic - Russian bouncer
Pirlo/Joe Allen - Greek philosopher
Lukaku - Heavyweight boxer
Ozil for those unreal codeyes
Mahrez. Look like your normal Deliveroo guy.
Someone said Vardy looks like a smackhead. That's about right.
He looks like Steptoe.
http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/637000/vardy-433637.jpg
Vardy - looks like scrat from ice age
Lamela - runs like a Chicken Chicken
Hendersen - forest gump
Costa - insert animal name here
Tevez- Dizzy Devil
David Luiz - Side show Bob
comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
Lukaku - Heavyweight boxer
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he'd probably be better than Fraudley Harrison
Santi Cazorla
He looks like the moon
http://blog.wfmu.org/.a/6a00d83451c29169e201157051c104970b-pi
Carles Puyol
Great player and great attitude but looks like some tree-hugging hipster
Peter Beardsley, he looked like an advert for a back street plastic surgeon.
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posted on 9/9/16
Jack Wilshere looks like he should be signing on.
posted on 9/9/16
Shinji Okazaki
Looks like he should be demonstrating the IPhone 6 Plus in your local Apple Store
posted on 9/9/16
Jan Vertonghen looks like he should be in a TV series travelling on a big red spaceship.
posted on 9/9/16
Luka Modric
Looks like he should be auditioning for Schindlers list
posted on 9/9/16
Bobby
posted on 9/9/16
Ilkay Gundogan looks like a waiter
posted on 9/9/16
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 7 minutes ago
Luka Modric
Looks like he should be auditioning for Schindlers list
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posted on 9/9/16
Phil Jones.
Looks like a gurning fatboy from the local nightclub.
Harry Kane
That head is an unbelievable size.
posted on 9/9/16
Nasri - Lesbian
Vidic - Russian bouncer
Pirlo/Joe Allen - Greek philosopher
Lukaku - Heavyweight boxer
posted on 9/9/16
Ozil for those unreal codeyes
posted on 9/9/16
Mahrez. Look like your normal Deliveroo guy.
posted on 9/9/16
Someone said Vardy looks like a smackhead. That's about right.
posted on 9/9/16
He looks like Steptoe.
http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/637000/vardy-433637.jpg
posted on 9/9/16
Per Mertesacker
posted on 9/9/16
He does as well
posted on 9/9/16
Vardy - looks like scrat from ice age
Lamela - runs like a Chicken Chicken
Hendersen - forest gump
Costa - insert animal name here
Tevez- Dizzy Devil
David Luiz - Side show Bob
posted on 9/9/16
comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
Lukaku - Heavyweight boxer
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he'd probably be better than Fraudley Harrison
posted on 9/9/16
Santi Cazorla
He looks like the moon
http://blog.wfmu.org/.a/6a00d83451c29169e201157051c104970b-pi
posted on 9/9/16
Carles Puyol
Great player and great attitude but looks like some tree-hugging hipster
posted on 9/9/16
Peter Beardsley, he looked like an advert for a back street plastic surgeon.
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