My test came back negative,
Thought yours would be the whole Jinkle thing
When I was 14, I once used a fake address to get a "local" discounted fishing season ticket for a salmon. The bailiff upon checking the ticket radioed in to check the electoral register. Then asked me the surname of the folk at the address. I couldn't and mumbled as my face no doubt turned crimson.
I legged it when they disappeared off to get the rozzers. It was a car crash of awkwardness for me.
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Ive had a few doubles with bacon and cheese. Much better than a Big Mac
I remember being put in the ambulance after suffering a stroke and cardiac arrest and the ambulance driver fainted at the sight of his mate putting a needle in my arm. I ended up driving the ambulance to the hospital myself as the co worker attended to his pal. True.
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I once prank called my brother at 10.30pm pretending to be a BT representative doing a customer satisfaction survey..
By nonsense question 5 when I explained we would be done with the survey in under 90 mind..... I realised I had dialled the wrong number. I had to wrap it up sharpish.
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posted 5 minutes ago
I remember being put in the ambulance after suffering a stroke and cardiac arrest and the ambulance driver fainted at the sight of his mate putting a needle in my arm. I ended up driving the ambulance to the hospital myself as the co worker attended to his pal. True.
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No way that is true.
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As bob is my witness Admin, it's troo i tells ya. I support Rangers as well. 😉
I also helped Fred West plaster his living room wall.
I once spoke to a guy in an indian call centre I could understand.
I had a tour inside David Murrays spaceship and he gave me 50 quid worth of chips for his new casino. I still have the chips.
I was once served fish and chips buy a guy who works down the chip shop called Elvis, he's a liar but I'm not sure about you lot
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I was once stopped in the street by a couple of Bible bashers from America. They were wittering on at me and I was struggling to get rid of them, being quite young at the time and a bit shy.
They wanted to come round to my house and talk some more, that wasn't going to happen. I said I'm not from round here, I'm just visiting my nan. They still pressed me to let them come round the following day and have a talk. I agreed, and on the spur of the moment gave them the address of my friend.
Saw him that weekend at the football. He said him and his family had been badgered on a couple of occasions by some Joseph's Witnesses. I smiled knowingly.
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I've got a twelve inch co..........
.....d in the fridge which I caught last week, think I might have it for dinner tomorrow
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Elitewolf (lets do this) 🇬🇧 (U16936)
posted 13 minutes ago
Im batman
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naw yer no, beat it...................."am batman"
You been sitting in your armchair for months mags waiting to use that..let it go ffs, don't sit there all bitter and twisted.
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 5 hours, 12 minutes ago
Good on you for trying bubble but you'll never beat that Roy Keane pash you came up with last summer.
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Aye he could.. The Carlton Cole nonsense
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posted on 9/1/17
My test came back negative,
posted on 9/1/17
mine was positive
posted on 9/1/17
Thought yours would be the whole Jinkle thing
posted on 9/1/17
When I was 14, I once used a fake address to get a "local" discounted fishing season ticket for a salmon. The bailiff upon checking the ticket radioed in to check the electoral register. Then asked me the surname of the folk at the address. I couldn't and mumbled as my face no doubt turned crimson.
I legged it when they disappeared off to get the rozzers. It was a car crash of awkwardness for me.
posted on 9/1/17
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posted on 9/1/17
Ive had a few doubles with bacon and cheese. Much better than a Big Mac
posted on 9/1/17
I remember being put in the ambulance after suffering a stroke and cardiac arrest and the ambulance driver fainted at the sight of his mate putting a needle in my arm. I ended up driving the ambulance to the hospital myself as the co worker attended to his pal. True.
posted on 9/1/17
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posted on 9/1/17
I once prank called my brother at 10.30pm pretending to be a BT representative doing a customer satisfaction survey..
By nonsense question 5 when I explained we would be done with the survey in under 90 mind..... I realised I had dialled the wrong number. I had to wrap it up sharpish.
posted on 9/1/17
comment by bubblebhoy (U3429)
posted 5 minutes ago
I remember being put in the ambulance after suffering a stroke and cardiac arrest and the ambulance driver fainted at the sight of his mate putting a needle in my arm. I ended up driving the ambulance to the hospital myself as the co worker attended to his pal. True.
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No way that is true.
posted on 9/1/17
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posted on 9/1/17
As bob is my witness Admin, it's troo i tells ya. I support Rangers as well. 😉
posted on 9/1/17
I also helped Fred West plaster his living room wall.
posted on 9/1/17
I once spoke to a guy in an indian call centre I could understand.
posted on 9/1/17
I had a tour inside David Murrays spaceship and he gave me 50 quid worth of chips for his new casino. I still have the chips.
posted on 9/1/17
I was once served fish and chips buy a guy who works down the chip shop called Elvis, he's a liar but I'm not sure about you lot
posted on 9/1/17
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posted on 9/1/17
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posted on 9/1/17
I was once stopped in the street by a couple of Bible bashers from America. They were wittering on at me and I was struggling to get rid of them, being quite young at the time and a bit shy.
They wanted to come round to my house and talk some more, that wasn't going to happen. I said I'm not from round here, I'm just visiting my nan. They still pressed me to let them come round the following day and have a talk. I agreed, and on the spur of the moment gave them the address of my friend.
Saw him that weekend at the football. He said him and his family had been badgered on a couple of occasions by some Joseph's Witnesses. I smiled knowingly.
posted on 9/1/17
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posted on 10/1/17
I've got a twelve inch co..........
.....d in the fridge which I caught last week, think I might have it for dinner tomorrow
posted on 10/1/17
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posted on 10/1/17
Elitewolf (lets do this) 🇬🇧 (U16936)
posted 13 minutes ago
Im batman
------------------------------------------------
naw yer no, beat it...................."am batman"
posted on 10/1/17
You been sitting in your armchair for months mags waiting to use that..let it go ffs, don't sit there all bitter and twisted.
posted on 10/1/17
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 5 hours, 12 minutes ago
Good on you for trying bubble but you'll never beat that Roy Keane pash you came up with last summer.
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Aye he could.. The Carlton Cole nonsense
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