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comment by JFK - Trebs oan, Rebs oan. (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
probably planned it, go for the spine so u couldnt rupture their hearts.

never underestimate the wise doberman
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Was the only time in my life where time seemed to go ultra slow. When the first dog lunged for me it was like in proper slow motion, so much so i was able to turn my back and also jump out onto a road. Never had anything like that time distortion since.
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It'sh the adrenaline shir, it gives one the edgshe...

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Never trust a man who doesn't like sport or anyone who doesn't drink.

Wise words.

Advice, I never took but I wish I had.

If you can squeeze the payments, try to buy a house and not a flat.

And don't buy a middle flat.

Bought a middle flat and had dreadful problems with the upstairs neighbours - it was a sub-let and the cant let all kinds of cants stay there

National park ranger advice:

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.
They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge.
Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run away.
It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat.
Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.

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comment by Curly 💩 (U1103)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by deBear (U8633)
posted 10 minutes ago
Advice, I never took but I wish I had.

If you can squeeze the payments, try to buy a house and not a flat.

And don't buy a middle flat.

Bought a middle flat and had dreadful problems with the upstairs neighbours - it was a sub-let and the cant let all kinds of cants stay there
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And never buy an upstairs flat because if the roof leaks you get wet whilst going through the pain of getting others to contribute to the costs

Oh, and never buy a downstairs flat as you always get last fackers chapping your door looking for the guys upstairs
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Walked past a flat during the summer and it had a buzzer and the name Curly above it. I thought of you, buzzed it, egged the door and ran away.

Curly, the first part is true.

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I own middle flat.

No issues for me and it's nice and cosy.

comment by wiretapper (U5071)
posted 2 minutes ago
I own middle flat.

No issues for me and it's nice and cosy.
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glad you don't have the issues we did

comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 21 seconds ago
someone ...cant remember who... once said

" you dont win anything with kids "

therefore i forced my wife to have a hysterectomy and as to prove the point just last week i won £10 on the lottery
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I'll give you some advice....always check your facts. I don't think you can win £10 on the lottery anymore. And dont say it was the children's lottery because that would defeat the whole point of your post.
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Could've been a scratch card or the Thunderball draw

comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 48 minutes ago
comment by JFK - Trebs oan, Rebs oan. (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
probably planned it, go for the spine so u couldnt rupture their hearts.

never underestimate the wise doberman
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Was the only time in my life where time seemed to go ultra slow. When the first dog lunged for me it was like in proper slow motion, so much so i was able to turn my back and also jump out onto a road. Never had anything like that time distortion since.
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Have you not tried acid and/or mushies?

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comment by deBear (U8633)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by wiretapper (U5071)
posted 2 minutes ago
I own middle flat.

No issues for me and it's nice and cosy.
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glad you don't have the issues we did

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Thanks, I think..

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Don't eat yellow snow

Don't catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have flown south

comment by JukeboxJunkie - A wrong decision is better than indecision. (U10162)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 21 seconds ago
someone ...cant remember who... once said

" you dont win anything with kids "

therefore i forced my wife to have a hysterectomy and as to prove the point just last week i won £10 on the lottery
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I'll give you some advice....always check your facts. I don't think you can win £10 on the lottery anymore. And dont say it was the children's lottery because that would defeat the whole point of your post.
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Could've been a scratch card or the Thunderball draw
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he said 'the lottery'. We all know what that means and it's no Carole Smillie

comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 59 minutes ago
I once stopped drinking fizzy juice and started taking a litre of orange juice to bed. I put on around a stone in a month. Was woke up with a searing pain as my skin tore from the rapid weight gain.
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Bloody hell admin which sadistic bastirt gave you that advice?

comment by MaHeed'sNippin aka Wullie Collum (U3633)
posted 1 minute ago
Don't eat yellow snow

Don't catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have flown south
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and definitely not if you're on Millport