I got told if you are ever in a situation with a Shark and it's coming right for you, I was to stick my arm out with the palm vertical and show it my teeth twice.

Thankfully I have never encountered a great white and I probably would end up doing this in a panic before it eats me

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comment by Limbo. Limbo Like Arsene. (U3732)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Admin1 (U1)
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I once stopped drinking fizzy juice and started taking a litre of orange juice to bed. I put on around a stone in a month. Was woke up with a searing pain as my skin tore from the rapid weight gain.
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Bloody hell adminwhich sadistic bastirt gave you that advice?
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My wife

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You punch a shark in the gills, everyone knows that surely

If buried after an avalanche, spit to see which direction the spit goes (to show which way is down) and try digging your way out using a front stroke swimming motion in the opposite direction.

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But if you're buried under a tonne of snow, how are you supposed to see the spit if it's pitch black?

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comment by Zachsda(until March) (U1850)
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comment by JukeboxJunkie - A wrong decision is better tha... (U10162)
posted 4 minutes ago
But if you're buried under a tonne of snow, how are you supposed to see the spit if it's pitch black?
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You should just pretend it's a Saturday night.If it is dribbling down your chin you're the right way up.
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And if it splashes onto your forehead you know its Friday

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There is a theory that your life flashing before your eyes in near death experience is your brain showing you everything you have ever experienced etc in the hope there is something useful that may help you survive.

So if I ever am trapped in a avalanche I fully expect the contents of this thread to come back to me in full

Awrite, I thought they meant you had to grog onto the snow

So just dribble or p!sh yourself.. Sounds like a JA night out

comment by wiretapper (U5071)
posted 30 seconds ago
There is a theory that your life flashing before your eyes in near death experience is your brain showing you everything you have ever experienced etc in the hope there is something useful that may help you survive.

So if I ever am trapped in a avalanche I fully expect the contents of this thread to come back to me in full
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Well if there is any problem binge drinking can get you out of, i think i will be OK.

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Dribbling after being buried under an avalanche of Jaegers

comment by wiretapper (U5071)
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comment by deBear (U8633)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by wiretapper (U5071)
posted 2 minutes ago
I own middle flat.

No issues for me and it's nice and cosy.
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glad you don't have the issues we did

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Thanks, I think..

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I was being genuine.

Nae trust on here

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