Yes, I remember it well.

comment by atheist (U2783)




posted 3 minutes ago



Yes, I remember it well.



Surprised at that.

Must be Foghorn for his 40 yard dash last Sunday

here you geez us your shoe

Not a joke, a reputed true story.

DOnald Findaly to David Murray - 'Nice brogues'. Where did you get them?

Murray: Harvey Nicks.

Findlay: Are they comfy?

Murray: You're effing kidding me right?

FIndlay used to tell this at after dinner speeches. Seemed topical after today's proceedings...

Yes

Catholic boy in confession says bless me father I have sinned . . I had a whank while thinking about my sister . . .
Thats a disgrace said the priest!! . . . especially when you have 2 gorgeous young brothers

Rangers and Celtic fans jump in their cars and say race you to the game! They both crash and the Celtic fan is quite shaken,the Bear says I have a single malt in the boot,have a couple of swigs to calm you down,so Timmy guzzles away and then offers the Bear a drink,he said no thanks I`ll just wait on the police to arrive

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comment by McCannStoleMaOreo (U21454)
posted 28 minutes ago
Catholic boy in confession says bless me father I have sinned . . I had a whank while thinking about my sister . . .
Thats a disgrace said the priest!! . . . especially when you have 2 gorgeous young brothers
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Speaker at a Gers dinner opens up with "All celtic fans are fooken erseholes".

Guy at the back shouts, "Im offended by that remark".

Speaker says, "Sorry, are you a celtic fan"?

Guy says, "Naw, I'm a fokken ersehole".

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Yaaayyy!

The Gers are winning something.


Funniest posts.

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 59 minutes ago

Speaker at a Gers dinner opens up with "All celtic fans are fooken erseholes".

Guy at the back shouts, "Im offended by that remark".

Speaker says, "Sorry, are you a celtic fan"?

Guy says, "Naw, I'm a fokken ersehole".

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Gotta admit, that's a good one.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMzbbK9vmaM

Pretty sure that's the one the poster is referring to.

Connolly told one where he is in the toilet at a football match. The guy next to him is totally blootered, has puked down his shirt, has a pie in one hand and with the other hand takes his left ball out of his fly and pashes down the inside of his trousers. The guy turns to Connolly and says, "Hey, I wonder how the animals are getting on".

comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 3 hours, 20 minutes ago

Speaker at a Gers dinner opens up with "All celtic fans are fooken erseholes".

Guy at the back shouts, "Im offended by that remark".

Speaker says, "Sorry, are you a celtic fan"?

Guy says, "Naw, I'm a fokken ersehole".

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Cheers BB. That one is getting used.

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comment by Curly 💩 - I'm mumpsimus and I know it.' (except on a Wednesday, that is my obstreperous day ) - ITS JIST A BIG CLIQUE N'AT (U1103)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 3 hours, 20 minutes ago

Speaker at a Gers dinner opens up with "All celtic fans are fooken erseholes".

Guy at the back shouts, "Im offended by that remark".

Speaker says, "Sorry, are you a celtic fan"?

Guy says, "Naw, I'm a fokken ersehole".

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Cheers BB. That one is getting used.
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So simple but so fookin brilliant and the best ones are inter changeable

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Agreed!

Reminds me of the one about the who opens the door of a pub and shouts 'aw youze on that side of the pub are aw bastirts and aw youze on the side of the pub are aw kuntz'

'hawl...am no a bastirt'

'right get o'er there ya kunt'


Help to be able to point as you're telling it.

How do you know ET is a tim?

Ho look like wan!

comment by thebluebellsareblue (U9292)
posted 9 seconds ago
How do you know ET is a tim?

Ho look like wan!
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Did you put in the punchline to a chinese joke by mistake?

What is the difference between a Tim and a trampoline?

You take yer shoes aff jumping up and down on a trampoline!

Peace😇

comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 44 seconds ago
comment by thebluebellsareblue (U9292)
posted 9 seconds ago
How do you know ET is a tim?

Ho look like wan!
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Did you put in the punchline to a chinese joke by mistake?
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😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁ah ffs!