I recommend one of those 'unique quotes', such as'Only God can judge me' but make sure you misspell it
You can fool yourself that it is original.
You can then venture to a whole sleeve of 'relevant ' twattoos. After six months or so you can visit your GP and get on anti depressants , because you 'hate yourself'.. ultimately you can get the NHS to pay for their removal.
Finally think how rubbish they will look when you're old.
Beckham will look a total twunt in 15 years...
I saw a woman yesterday with a stupid celtic type tattoo across the back of her neck. It was hideous. Underneath it we the words 'it' s my life'.
Stupid sad cow
Al.... there was some more that you couldn't see'its my life.... on benefits '
I got my first tattoo a couple of weeks ago - mid-life crisis kicking in.
It is unique and no-one can copy it.
Tell your lad to feck off. Stamp your authority. If you pemanentky mark your body for a bet he'll think you're weak forever.
comment by ViewFromYoungestBorn (U1581)
posted 7 hours, 18 minutes ago
I got my first tattoo a couple of weeks ago - mid-life crisis kicking in.
It is unique and no-one can copy it.
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Drunk on whisky with a pin and that ink you used to write with.
Wasn't that called 'Quink'?
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posted on 28/6/17
I recommend one of those 'unique quotes', such as'Only God can judge me' but make sure you misspell it
You can fool yourself that it is original.
You can then venture to a whole sleeve of 'relevant ' twattoos. After six months or so you can visit your GP and get on anti depressants , because you 'hate yourself'.. ultimately you can get the NHS to pay for their removal.
Finally think how rubbish they will look when you're old.
Beckham will look a total twunt in 15 years...
posted on 28/6/17
I saw a woman yesterday with a stupid celtic type tattoo across the back of her neck. It was hideous. Underneath it we the words 'it' s my life'.
Stupid sad cow
posted on 29/6/17
Al.... there was some more that you couldn't see'its my life.... on benefits '
posted on 29/6/17
I got my first tattoo a couple of weeks ago - mid-life crisis kicking in.
It is unique and no-one can copy it.
posted on 29/6/17
Tell your lad to feck off. Stamp your authority. If you pemanentky mark your body for a bet he'll think you're weak forever.
posted on 29/6/17
comment by ViewFromYoungestBorn (U1581)
posted 7 hours, 18 minutes ago
I got my first tattoo a couple of weeks ago - mid-life crisis kicking in.
It is unique and no-one can copy it.
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Drunk on whisky with a pin and that ink you used to write with.
posted on 30/6/17
Wasn't that called 'Quink'?
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