Arouna's struggle for recognition is a hilarious long running joke.

Supports a small club that has no numbers online but self destructs by attacking any other Everton fan that dares to start prowling these boards, compounded by the fact that he's so boring he reads his own posts to fall asleep at night.

Sad to see.

Is there anyone on this site that doesn't laugh at Morespurs?

You need to change your name plum coz everyone on here has you tagged as melt of the year.

Difficult for our rivals, they dont support Liverpool u see. 5 stars from me...1 for each european cup trophy

I love this board, the renowned scouse wit just cracks me up . Keep it up

See, articles like this are a trap. As a rival fan, you cannot reply on this thread, because every reply will be seen as a bite.

comment by Feyenoord Champions (U1250)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
See, articles like this are a trap. As a rival fan, you cannot reply on this thread, because every reply will be seen as a bite.

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Bite

😁

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 9 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Feyenoord Champions (U1250)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
See, articles like this are a trap. As a rival fan, you cannot reply on this thread, because every reply will be seen as a bite.

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Bite
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Double bite 🤔

comment by Feyenoord Champions (U1250)
posted 11 hours, 14 minutes ago
See, articles like this are a trap. As a rival fan, you cannot reply on this thread, because every reply will be seen as a bite.
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Another cry for help. Poor Feyenoord, don't worry, it's not a conspiracy, Liverpool fans are compassionate souls and this article is just for people like you to seek help.

I see you used the word 'Bite' so I have to assume you're still at school and therefore your pent up anger might have something to do with you getting bullied.

I would suggest you go and report the bully to the school authorities (in confidence of course). Hopefully he / she will get expelled (or at least excluded).

If Bullying is not the problem then I would suggest that the girl who turned you down isn't really worth it and you should set your sights a little lower.

Hope this helps.

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 9 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Feyenoord Champions (U1250)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
See, articles like this are a trap. As a rival fan, you cannot reply on this thread, because every reply will be seen as a bite.

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Bite
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Double bite 🤔
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another fishy caught

Treble bite

I think they all just need a big mug of Ovaltine and some whale music. They'll end up giving themselves a Hernia at this rate.

Ovaltine bloody hell thats oldschool.

Absolutely horrible stuff.

I thought it was Horlicks that calmed them down??

Oooh, now there's a debate.

Horlicks or Ovaltine, which one was worse

Ovaltine is bloody lovely

Are there any here old enough to be Ovaltinies?

More to the point, were any of you Ovaltinies?

Damn, spelled it wrong, it should be Ovaltineys.

My Nan used to give it to us to calm us down after she fed us cheap Cream Soda all day from the pop van that used to do the rounds.

My mum used to give me horlicks to calm down. I now smoke a joint and that is way more effective

comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 28 minutes ago
Oooh, now there's a debate.

Horlicks or Ovaltine, which one was worse
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Tastes like a liquidised rusk

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 4 minutes ago
My mum used to give me horlicks to calm down. I now smoke a joint and that is way more effective
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Ovaltine is awful. Horlicks not quite as bad.

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 7 minutes ago
My mum used to give me horlicks to calm down. I now smoke a joint and that is way more effective
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What about a joint and Ovaltine/Horlicks?

comment by Coutinho's Happy Feet (U18971)
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 7 minutes ago
My mum used to give me horlicks to calm down. I now smoke a joint and that is way more effective
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What about a joint and Ovaltine/Horlicks?
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I think this exists in the form of a suppository capsule.

I hear it's a different kind of high.

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 51 minutes ago
comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 28 minutes ago
Oooh, now there's a debate.

Horlicks or Ovaltine, which one was worse
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Tastes like a liquidised rusk
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Now that really is awful, the thought of it makes me feel