I think that joke went over your head I was being dramatical darling 😂

It's like I was a preacher an I swear, to alll mighty god ah haaaaaaaliluya

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 41 seconds ago
I think that joke went over your head I was being dramatical darling 😂

It's like I was a preacher an I swear, to alll mighty god ah haaaaaaaliluya
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Ah, I see, so what you're actually saying is that you're not grateful that you aren't a Liverpool fan?

Let's remove the double negative in that statement now.

What you're saying is that you would be grateful if you were a Liverpool fan.

comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 41 seconds ago
I think that joke went over your head I was being dramatical darling 😂

It's like I was a preacher an I swear, to alll mighty god ah haaaaaaaliluya
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Ah, I see, so what you're actually saying is that you're not grateful that you aren't a Liverpool fan?

Let's remove the double negative in that statement now.

What you're saying is that you would be grateful if you were a Liverpool fan.


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Oh no, I like my accent just the way it is and the colour red doesn't suit, blue is the colour for me.

I don't suit a perm either

I don't suit a perm either
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A perm????

I see your point, it wouldn’t look good with your flat cap and clogs

comment by Wessie Road (The Stalinist Scousification of society) (U10652)
posted 2 minutes ago
I don't suit a perm either
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A perm????

I see your point, it wouldn’t look good with your flat cap and clogs


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Does thee not fettle with a whippet

Biggest bite from the OP, who bothered to write seven paragraphs about rival fans.

Rattled ^

Biggest bite from the OP, who bothered to write seven paragraphs about rival fans.
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Here comes another customer...seen what a calming effect this thread had on LQ, and wants a piece of it.

ok, time to calm down, Doris

comment by Wessie Road (The Stalinist Scousification of society) (U10652)
posted 6 minutes ago
Biggest bite from the OP, who bothered to write seven paragraphs about rival fans.
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Here comes another customer...seen what a calming effect this thread had on LQ, and wants a piece of it.

ok, time to calm down, Doris
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Perms an whippets lad

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 hour, 30 minutes
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Does thee not fettle with a whippet
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You can't fettle 'with' a whippet.

Your whippet can be fair to fettling or if there was a problem you could try to fettle it.


#RSPCW

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 2 hours, 8 minutes ago
Oh no, I like my accent just the way it is and the colour red doesn't suit, blue is the colour for me.
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Nobody is suggesting you change your accent but really, I should try to dissuade from becoming an Everton fan as you will end up even more miserable than you are now.

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 16 minutes ago
Perms an whippets lad
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Oh and I can assure you, my hair is naturally curly, never has a drop of perm lotion gone near my head.

Just let your soul glow feeling oh so silky smooth

comment by No Love - "The Scousification of the Media" (U1282)
posted 22 hours, 42 minutes ago
Arouna's struggle for recognition is a hilarious long running joke.

Supports a small club that has no numbers online but self destructs by attacking any other Everton fan that dares to start prowling these boards, compounded by the fact that he's so boring he reads his own posts to fall asleep at night.

Sad to see.
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I have no idea about you, yet you have this obsession with me.

See.
😴 😴

Even during the game

Couldn't watch. Will catch a replay.

You should stop policing our boards to have a go at people who post during the match. How pathetic are you?

I've never filtered anyone but I've considered filtering you. I can take wumming and sheet but the snoozefest you induce is too much.

Easy tiger.

Don't be reeled in such easily. Filter away, but I know that you will be mentioning me in comments somewhere down the line.

So what if I mention you. Even the chuckle brothers get mentioned sometimes, doesn't have to be in a good way.

You always feel the need to get personal and insult people. That's a shame.

comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 25 minutes ago
You always feel the need to get personal and insult people. That's a shame.
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Yeah you'd never stoop so low

comment by Coutinho's Happy Feet (U18971)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 25 minutes ago
You always feel the need to get personal and insult people. That's a shame.
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Yeah you'd never stoop so low
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Thanks.

comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
You always feel the need to get personal and insult people. That's a shame.
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😢 😢 😢

Do hope Arouna hit the Ovaltine early tonight

comment by Coutinho's Happy Feet (U18971)
posted 2 hours, 35 minutes ago
Do hope Arouna hit the Ovaltine early tonight
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Nope. Been at a post races dinner.

Good to see the manager come out and accept som responsibility