seems like a good time to kick the wife out.

Local supermarket was sold out of beer at 12 today. Yanks stock up on water and food. Our necessity seems to be alcohol!

Just seen the other thread

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3 dead so far

comment by Curly 💩 - I'm mumpsimus and I know it.' (except on a Wednesday, that is my obstreperous day ) - ITS JIST A BIG CLIQUE N'AT (U1103)
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comment by BB7🍀 "At the end of the day, you gotta feel some way. So why not feel unbeatable? Why not feel untouchable" 👊 (U13430)
posted 47 seconds ago
Local supermarket was sold out of beer at 12 today. Yanks stock up on water and food. Our necessity seems to be alcohol!

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I was in pub in Turkey when the coup started there, headed straight to carry oot shop for 24 fans and a liter of vodka 😂

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I was gutted tbh 😄 ive only hot 3 beers in. Went for a quick drive but everywhere was closed. Seen a total of about 3 other alcoholics out risking their lives driving in a frenzy! Worst is expected to be done by 8pm so...

Fair play to your PM for offering any assistance required

Batten doon the hatches

comment by Curly 💩 - I'm mumpsimus and I know it.' (except on a Wednesday, that is my obstreperous day ) - ITS JIST A BIG CLIQUE N'AT (U1103)
posted 41 minutes ago
comment by BB7🍀 "At the end of the day, you gotta feel some way. So why not feel unbeatable? Why not feel untouchable" 👊 (U13430)
posted 47 seconds ago
Local supermarket was sold out of beer at 12 today. Yanks stock up on water and food. Our necessity seems to be alcohol!

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I was in pub in Turkey when the coup started there, headed straight to carry oot shop for 24 fans and a liter of vodka 😂

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Can barely see out the windows now due to sand ffs

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The lid of one of my three bins flipped open.

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No. Thank fook

comment by Zachsda(Beat it ya humphy boot) (U1850)
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comment by Dalriada Ga3l (U4356)
posted 24 seconds ago
The lid of one of my three bins flipped open.
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Not the one the wee lassie is in ffs
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😂a dolls house

Hope you bagged and ti d yer rubbish Dal

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Isn’t Sunny weather just grand Curly

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It beats yer bin lids flipping open

"Hope you bagged and ti d yer rubbish Dal"

Oh of course

I'm hiding doon below, in a bunker, theres about 10 of us doon here, we've got tinned food and water to last aboot 3 weeks, but who knows, who knows

Pointys fond of a good brown bin