comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 40 seconds ago
Who were contes best strikers when in Italy? Anyone similar to a Carroll type?
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Llorente at Juventus.
Tevez was his best striker, though.
Conte knows he leaving at the end of the season so he's trying to feck Chelsea up as much as he can.
Expect to see headlines tomorrow that Chelsea are also in for Jack Rodwell.
comment by -Baz-tango-in-Paris (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
Associated Press 18-01-2018 17:45
“The family of a Manchester United fan have put out concerns regarding his mental well-being following the announcement Jose Morinhio signed a new contract. Humphrey Smythe-Stanwick 45 of Rochdale is believed to have been suicidal following the news breaking on Twitter. Mother Petunia commented “we’ve never been so worried about him, he’s usually so balanced, and he loves Manchester United, and football in general, most nights he sits watching any football he can find on Television, stroking his beard and muttering to himself. He’s an avid lover of the game, and regularly visits a football website under the name of Zlatan The King Ibrohamivic. But he’s become despondent and suicidal since checking Twitter this morning, we are very concerned for Humpy-poo”.
In other news an Australian man had to be rescued today after almost drowning in a room filled with his own ejaculate. A police spokesman said ‘I’ve seen all sorts, but this...it was like a scene from ghostbusters with the ectoplasm everywhere..only it wasn’t ectoplasm’. The man was unharmed, and was surprisingly upbeat, if exhausted from the ordeal.
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Don’t cross the streams
comment by Mr Chelsea - Flustrated (U3579)
posted 3 minutes ago
Thought we had an understanding Ruiney. Wum the mousers and the goobers together. Bit of stealth wumming here and there. You scratch mine, I scratch yours etc. Obviously not! I won't forget this.
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I’ll give you a free pass for Fellaini’s new contract.
It’s cute that people think Conte has any say as to who is brought in
Haha. He's leaving isn't he.
Replacing him with Brentan Rodgers as well.
comment by Zlatan The King Ibrahimovic (U10026)
posted 32 seconds ago
Replacing him with Brentan Rodgers as well.
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Nah, Moyes Allegri apparently
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/01/16/manchester-united-growing-pressure-jose-mourinho-keep-marouane/
No he’s getting a testimonial
And then Rodgers sells Carrol and the circle is complete once more
comment by Zlatan The King Ibrahimovic (U10026)
posted 32 seconds ago
Replacing him with Brentan Rodgers as well.
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Leonid Sltsky I heard.
comment by Mr Chelsea - Flustrated (U3579)
posted 1 hour, 56 minutes ago
Give it a rest Kneerash. This play nicely stuff from you is getting boring. This place is wum warzone every single day of the year apart from Christmas day when everyone stops calling each other cűnts for one day and wishes each other a happy xmas. So let's just leave it as it is.
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You came on here Christmas Day?
Sad w@nker
Great news if true. Jose is the only Man big enough for the job. World class. Bad news for the perennial also rans.
comment by Mr Chelsea - Flustrated (U3579)
posted 3 hours, 19 minutes ago
Thought we had an understanding Ruiney. Wum the mousers and the goobers together. Bit of stealth wumming here and there. You scratch mine, I scratch yours etc. Obviously not! I won't forget this.
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A Chelsea fan brown nosing a Utd fan what's the world coming to
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posted on 16/1/18
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 40 seconds ago
Who were contes best strikers when in Italy? Anyone similar to a Carroll type?
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Llorente at Juventus.
posted on 16/1/18
Tevez was his best striker, though.
posted on 16/1/18
Conte knows he leaving at the end of the season so he's trying to feck Chelsea up as much as he can.
Expect to see headlines tomorrow that Chelsea are also in for Jack Rodwell.
posted on 16/1/18
comment by -Baz-tango-in-Paris (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
Associated Press 18-01-2018 17:45
“The family of a Manchester United fan have put out concerns regarding his mental well-being following the announcement Jose Morinhio signed a new contract. Humphrey Smythe-Stanwick 45 of Rochdale is believed to have been suicidal following the news breaking on Twitter. Mother Petunia commented “we’ve never been so worried about him, he’s usually so balanced, and he loves Manchester United, and football in general, most nights he sits watching any football he can find on Television, stroking his beard and muttering to himself. He’s an avid lover of the game, and regularly visits a football website under the name of Zlatan The King Ibrohamivic. But he’s become despondent and suicidal since checking Twitter this morning, we are very concerned for Humpy-poo”.
In other news an Australian man had to be rescued today after almost drowning in a room filled with his own ejaculate. A police spokesman said ‘I’ve seen all sorts, but this...it was like a scene from ghostbusters with the ectoplasm everywhere..only it wasn’t ectoplasm’. The man was unharmed, and was surprisingly upbeat, if exhausted from the ordeal.
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Don’t cross the streams
posted on 16/1/18
comment by Mr Chelsea - Flustrated (U3579)
posted 3 minutes ago
Thought we had an understanding Ruiney. Wum the mousers and the goobers together. Bit of stealth wumming here and there. You scratch mine, I scratch yours etc. Obviously not! I won't forget this.
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I’ll give you a free pass for Fellaini’s new contract.
posted on 16/1/18
It’s cute that people think Conte has any say as to who is brought in
posted on 16/1/18
Haha. He's leaving isn't he.
posted on 16/1/18
Replacing him with Brentan Rodgers as well.
posted on 16/1/18
comment by Zlatan The King Ibrahimovic (U10026)
posted 32 seconds ago
Replacing him with Brentan Rodgers as well.
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Nah, Moyes Allegri apparently
posted on 16/1/18
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/01/16/manchester-united-growing-pressure-jose-mourinho-keep-marouane/
No he’s getting a testimonial
posted on 16/1/18
And then Rodgers sells Carrol and the circle is complete once more
posted on 16/1/18
comment by Zlatan The King Ibrahimovic (U10026)
posted 32 seconds ago
Replacing him with Brentan Rodgers as well.
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Leonid Sltsky I heard.
posted on 16/1/18
comment by Mr Chelsea - Flustrated (U3579)
posted 1 hour, 56 minutes ago
Give it a rest Kneerash. This play nicely stuff from you is getting boring. This place is wum warzone every single day of the year apart from Christmas day when everyone stops calling each other cűnts for one day and wishes each other a happy xmas. So let's just leave it as it is.
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You came on here Christmas Day?
Sad w@nker
posted on 16/1/18
Great news if true. Jose is the only Man big enough for the job. World class. Bad news for the perennial also rans.
posted on 17/1/18
comment by Mr Chelsea - Flustrated (U3579)
posted 3 hours, 19 minutes ago
Thought we had an understanding Ruiney. Wum the mousers and the goobers together. Bit of stealth wumming here and there. You scratch mine, I scratch yours etc. Obviously not! I won't forget this.
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A Chelsea fan brown nosing a Utd fan what's the world coming to
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