comment by I'll be The Judge of that! (U21434)
posted 9 minutes ago
lesbians look like Anders Herrera in real life
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And Bobby Firmino

comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by I'll be The Judge of that! (U21434)
posted 9 minutes ago
lesbians look like Anders Herrera in real life
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And Bobby Firmino
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And Samir Nasri

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 1 minute ago
Bi's - fkn pick a hole and stick with it you kinky opportunists!
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Bisexual is just another word for Gay
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or attention seekers that are straight.

comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 1 minute ago
Also, people that mess up public toilets. If I go for a sheite, I sit on the bog, have a sheite, wipe my arrse, flush the toilet and leave, it's not difficult is it? But fack knows what some cuuunts do in there. You go in and there's bog paper all over the place, terd all up the pan, urine on the floor and the toilet seat - I mean how hard is it to go for a dump without making the trap look like there's been a facking nuclear holocaust??
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One time at work some dirty caant shat on the toilet rim, flushed the toilet and obviously left. Some people do not deserve to be let out in public.

comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 5 minutes ago
Also, people that mess up public toilets. If I go for a sheite, I sit on the bog, have a sheite, wipe my arrse, flush the toilet and leave, it's not difficult is it? But fack knows what some cuuunts do in there. You go in and there's bog paper all over the place, terd all up the pan, urine on the floor and the toilet seat - I mean how hard is it to go for a dump without making the trap look like there's been a facking nuclear holocaust??
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never used a public toilet, fack that

I once got wrestled to the floor in a nightclub by a butch lesbian.

comment by _Viva_Vida (U6044)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by I'll be The Judge of that! (U21434)
posted 17 seconds ago
oh and the 'Well basically....' ar5eholes.

Every feckin sentance HAS to start with 'Well basically.....'
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People who start a sentence with "Look..."
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People who start every sentence with ''So...''

Caants.

comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 5 minutes ago
Also, people that mess up public toilets. If I go for a sheite, I sit on the bog, have a sheite, wipe my arrse, flush the toilet and leave, it's not difficult is it? But fack knows what some cuuunts do in there. You go in and there's bog paper all over the place, terd all up the pan, urine on the floor and the toilet seat - I mean how hard is it to go for a dump without making the trap look like there's been a facking nuclear holocaust??
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I remember when I was at school there was always loads of shiite smeared on the fackin walls, me and my mates used to wonder who where the fackin animals that picked up their own shiite and used it as a crayon

comment by Christopher - Silverware Schmilverware (U20930)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 5 minutes ago
Also, people that mess up public toilets. If I go for a sheite, I sit on the bog, have a sheite, wipe my arrse, flush the toilet and leave, it's not difficult is it? But fack knows what some cuuunts do in there. You go in and there's bog paper all over the place, terd all up the pan, urine on the floor and the toilet seat - I mean how hard is it to go for a dump without making the trap look like there's been a facking nuclear holocaust??
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I remember when I was at school there was always loads of shiite smeared on the fackin walls, me and my mates used to wonder who where the fackin animals that picked up their own shiite and used it as a crayon
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One lad who I used to go to school with used to stick his finger in his hole and scrape it out onto the underside of his chair. Kenny Pickyarse he was known as.

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I have issues with cashiers who blow or wipe their nose then give me change

I almost don't want the money anymore

Love a good "What grinds your gears" thread.

People who use "should of" instead of "should have". I'm not a grammar naaazi in any way but that one really gets me.

People who reference a study that was carried out to prove a point about health or behaviour. You don't what they carried out in the study, so Fack off.

Narcissistic people who keep updating others on social media about every single little detail of their lives. No one gives a chit mate.

People who can't have rational debate and resort to straw man arguments.

Grown men walking around in football shirts, usually a size or two too small for them.

When people spend more time taking lots of selfies rather than doing what they're initially supposed to be doing - like eating, working out at the gym or whatever.

Fat birds who molest you in a Benalmadena nightclub 20 years ago.

Women who whine about the bog seat being up.

If it is up, put it down and shut the eff up. I don't whine when I have to put a bog seat that is down, up.

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 33 seconds ago
Women who whine about the bog seat being up.

If it is up, put it down and shut the eff up. I don't whine when I have to put a bog seat that is down, up.
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Bog seats that fall down on your Elton Welsby. I had one on my last holiday. Vicious it was VC, vicious.

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 9 minutes ago
Women who whine about the bog seat being up.

If it is up, put it down and shut the eff up. I don't whine when I have to put a bog seat that is down, up.
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comment by Kante's Dad-Heavy Jumbo (U20563)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 33 seconds ago
Women who whine about the bog seat being up.

If it is up, put it down and shut the eff up. I don't whine when I have to put a bog seat that is down, up.
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Bog seats that fall down on your Elton Welsby. I had one on my last holiday. Vicious it was VC, vicious.
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Its those lady product designers who make the seats in a way that it will never stay up.

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 1 minute ago
Bi's - fkn pick a hole and stick with it you kinky opportunists!
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Bisexual is just another word for Gay
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Greedy more like

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 13 minutes ago
Women who whine about the bog seat being up.

If it is up, put it down and shut the eff up. I don't whine when I have to put a bog seat that is down, up.
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This

Being madly in love with a cantankerous old barstard that doesn't even know the meaning of the word.

Women who ask specific questions that they do not want to hear an answer on.

Women who say they don't want chips when ordering food and then have the audacity to pinch mine off my plate.

Women who ask specific questions that they do not want to hear an answer on.

That’s all women.

In the words of jack Nicholson “YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH”