comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 2 minutes ago
Hope superb is taking notes on how to generate activity on a thread here
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He’s really opened himself up to cheap shots with that move.

Wow given I’ve just read 3 pages on the correct procedure for eating chocolate digestives, I think I deserve to contribute.

I think NPE is correct that they’re supposed to be eaten chocolate down.

I was always chocolate up as I think most people probably are.

When I heard about the correct procedure I switched to the prescribed method from the manufacturer.

However, after some very deep thought & mediation on the matter (think Dr Strange contemplating the 14,000,605 possible outcomes) I have concluded that McVities decided on this by thinking that they would want the tastier part (the chocolate) to interact with the tongue faster hence faced down. My contention is that the chocolate is a much stronger taste than the biscuit so I have gone back to my original method of sin in order to have a balanced experience with my taste buds by having the weaker tasting part engaging with my tongue first.


LOL that’s what you boys get for going on about digestives for pages on end!!!

comment by NPEEE (U22521)
posted 36 seconds ago
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 1 minute ago
Hope superb is taking notes on how to generate activity on a thread here
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Get me on, basically, I am box office

Night, hopefully you guys don't go to bed mattress on to
of your sheets by mistake


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lol

comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 35 seconds ago
Wow given I’ve just read 3 pages on the correct procedure for eating chocolate digestives, I think I deserve to contribute.

I think NPE is correct that they’re supposed to be eaten chocolate down.

I was always chocolate up as I think most people probably are.

When I heard about the correct procedure I switched to the prescribed method from the manufacturer.

However, after some very deep thought & mediation on the matter (think Dr Strange contemplating the 14,000,605 possible outcomes) I have concluded that McVities decided on this by thinking that they would want the tastier part (the chocolate) to interact with the tongue faster hence faced down. My contention is that the chocolate is a much stronger taste than the biscuit so I have gone back to my original method of sin in order to have a balanced experience with my taste buds by having the weaker tasting part engaging with my tongue first.


LOL that’s what you boys get for going on about digestives for pages on end!!!
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Do you think this is some kind of joke??

comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 23 seconds ago
comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 35 seconds ago
Wow given I’ve just read 3 pages on the correct procedure for eating chocolate digestives, I think I deserve to contribute.

I think NPE is correct that they’re supposed to be eaten chocolate down.

I was always chocolate up as I think most people probably are.

When I heard about the correct procedure I switched to the prescribed method from the manufacturer.

However, after some very deep thought & mediation on the matter (think Dr Strange contemplating the 14,000,605 possible outcomes) I have concluded that McVities decided on this by thinking that they would want the tastier part (the chocolate) to interact with the tongue faster hence faced down. My contention is that the chocolate is a much stronger taste than the biscuit so I have gone back to my original method of sin in order to have a balanced experience with my taste buds by having the weaker tasting part engaging with my tongue first.


LOL that’s what you boys get for going on about digestives for pages on end!!!
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Do you think this is some kind of joke??
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I clearly take my biscuit-eating methods quite seriously sir.

THIS IS ENGLAND!

comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 23 seconds ago
comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 35 seconds ago
Wow given I’ve just read 3 pages on the correct procedure for eating chocolate digestives, I think I deserve to contribute.

I think NPE is correct that they’re supposed to be eaten chocolate down.

I was always chocolate up as I think most people probably are.

When I heard about the correct procedure I switched to the prescribed method from the manufacturer.

However, after some very deep thought & mediation on the matter (think Dr Strange contemplating the 14,000,605 possible outcomes) I have concluded that McVities decided on this by thinking that they would want the tastier part (the chocolate) to interact with the tongue faster hence faced down. My contention is that the chocolate is a much stronger taste than the biscuit so I have gone back to my original method of sin in order to have a balanced experience with my taste buds by having the weaker tasting part engaging with my tongue first.


LOL that’s what you boys get for going on about digestives for pages on end!!!
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Do you think this is some kind of joke??
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I clearly take my biscuit-eating methods quite seriously sir.

THIS IS ENGLAND!
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I'm in Scotland I'll have you know!! Everything's already upside down here!

Here’s an advert from McVities where the people at the end eat the biscuit CHOCOLATE SIDE UP!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uxXZ_uEVr9c

I’m telling you, they are bullshiiiitting people.

Ty for the sources, lol.

Sat nav I think you're on to something.

Tasty bit hitting the tongue first, .... Boring bit on the top.
Which taste lasts longer, choc or biscuit.
Their idea is to get you smashing the whole pack in one sitting so you buy more.

Tbh, choc side up or down I'd smash the whole pack anyway.

all photgraphs either show em chcolate side up or some up n so e down

NEVER JUST CHOCOLATE DOWN

comment by Shola The Ameobi Shoretire (U10026)
posted 1 minute ago
Here’s an advert from McVities where the people at the end eat the biscuit CHOCOLATE SIDE UP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxXZ_uEVr9c

I’m telling you, they are bullshiiiitting people.
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Good find

I quite like shola’s marketing scam idea too, genius if true

Though, to be honest, I think that advert opens up an even bigger can of worms. What kind of cuuuunt uses two hands to eat a chocolate biscuit?

Someone with small hands. Like trump.

comment by Shola The Ameobi Shoretire (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
Though, to be honest, I think that advert opens up an even bigger can of worms. What kind of cuuuunt uses two hands to eat a chocolate biscuit?
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too make em look bigger

my wife does.....nevermind

Just noticed this bit in the op.

You can chat DC on here as well if you want to

I think there needs to be a truce. So the sooner we can all just agree that NPE is wrong the better.

The op is unimportant

Oh yeah npe is wrong

I dont give a fk what mcvities say tbh

McVities did not invent biscuits

They dont get to decide these things, it predates their brand

Hear, hear.

They also have people eating them chocolate side up in all their adverts.

It’s like McDonalds now turning around now and saying the seeded side of the bun is the bottom of the Big Mac.

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 7 minutes ago
McVities did not invent biscuits

They dont get to decide these things, it predates their brand
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this

comment by Shola The Ameobi Shoretire (U10026)
posted 9 minutes ago
They also have people eating them chocolate side up in all their adverts.

It’s like McDonalds now turning around now and saying the seeded side of the bun is the bottom of the Big Mac.
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r u sposed too put the condiments on top of the burger pattie or on the bottom bun as if ur buttering bread?

comment by 4zA (U22472)
posted 50 minutes ago
comment by Shola The Ameobi Shoretire (U10026)
posted 9 minutes ago
They also have people eating them chocolate side up in all their adverts.

It’s like McDonalds now turning around now and saying the seeded side of the bun is the bottom of the Big Mac.
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r u sposed too put the condiments on top of the burger pattie or on the bottom bun as if ur buttering bread?
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Yes.

Just read back to the beginning of biscuit gate, what a fckin disgrace. There's always someone that finds something strange out and claims that's what they've always done, just to be edgy. Can't trust anything NPE says now, he probably doesn't actually like Wandavision and loves the more generic Marvel stuff too but just wants to be different.