Another signing, Luke Murphy ex Leeds has joined on a two-year contract. A midfield player but is he defensive or attacking? I don't know anything about the lad so it would be good if someone with superior knowledge could enlighten me.
Pasty I may have missed something but has Connor Hall been shipped out on loan? Looking at your previous post, that could be likely but sometimes you talk in riddles. I haven't read anything in the Beano and I would have thought that Illes would have penned a few lines to keep us up to date.
Kens back with a plug for his new eating out guide.
https://www.bwfc.co.uk/news/2018/august/a-note-from-the-chairman/
Stand by swie the Hall news he's number 35 in this seasons squad list his leaving will appear in the Beano just as soon as the minibus picks him up from the bus stop where he's sat on his bags, The squad number is of course a cunning plan to raise the fee we're not made of money tha knows didn't Ken just remind you !!
Loads of gaps in the official squad numbers.
That said looks as if there's 23 man squad, (22 with Turner on loan), I'd imagine there's a need for at least 2 permanent soon and a couple of loans to bolster after.
Doris is worried she was promised a supply of tea and biscuits in time for pre season the cupboards remains bare now she has run out of Bring Your Own Picnic signs for Lostock and Kens not paid the paper bill so she can't make any new signs.
To cap it all there's a rumour Ken has a jar of coffee locked away for his own use saying nobody else shall have coffee because they have not paid for the tea and biscuits he's withheld.
Pats Pantry has stated Doris's position is safe the London based Anderson chain of eateries are rumoured to be well in front in the bidding process to expand up North at the Uobs and Kens Whiter than White Hotel.
Murphy will probably come straight in alongside Lowe, 2 defensive midfielders. Wildschut left, ameobi right, vela in a free role and one up front Donaldson or megennis. Parkys favourite system.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/football/45047212
Lonergan isn't out of work for very long is he mind you with keepers in short supply I guess the cost of wages has risen so we'll be hanging on until there's only the cheaper ones left
The Championship season starts today.
Will PP be sat in the stands or watching from his armchair in preparation for our game at the hosts place on the 18th.
So Connor will be loaned out only if we find another striker. PP recons he's not ready for the Championship even though he scored 23 goals for the development squad last season.
With all these legal bills being run up and investor talk suspended it's time to start thinking about where you will be placing your money when picking players who can be sold to help keep the books balanced oh that reminds me we'll need to buy some scales for the book balancing as the loan of the kitchen scales has been stopped.
I'm going for numbers 5 and 7 so that's Beevers Oztumer being the stars to top up the coffers.
If they go we will be doomed, I tell you doomed!
I wouldn't put anything past Ken. Oh! If only there really had been some proper investors, or. one would do as long as they had real money and could buy the club outright.
Ben Williams is the new academy keeping coach.
Oh and because we haven't managed to sign a goalkeeper in time he'll be registered as a player as well.
I suppose having Jake Turner actually facing teams rather than sat on a bench helps him out for the future.
Parky is currently getting the big bubble wrap out to put round Ben Alnwick.
Ken will have to shed the © Unlucky Alf image and stop blaming everybody else in his business affairs if he is going to look presentable to any investors.
Imagine me investing my hard earned only to find Ken a week later writing to the fans and Beano saying he's not happy being hard done by due to my investment
© Unlucky Alf is protected by The Fast Show and did get paid on time.
Lee camp rumoured to be coming in on loan from Cardiff. Will this really be more cost effective than keeping amos? Pp scared of putting aspinall or even Turner who has been sent out to play with the big boys. Hall will be sent on loan, king has gone. The only other player from the u23s to get a shirt number is earing. None of these lads will get a chance. Ridiculous Williams getting on the bench ahead of the 2 youngsters.
Swie, Bolton Wanderers ganará mañana. This is specially for you.
The U23's did so well last season I'm surprised Ken didn't try to farm them out as a job lot a complete team for a suitable loan fee could have been a nice little earner could that.
Match thread done as a bit busy tomorrow work and all that.
Updated the list, Gary O'Neil signs until January on a free to strengthen midfield.
The Abacus has been sliding the beads and reports the average age of the squad as 28 and a quarter.
Should Jack join Connor and Jake on the too young not ready and gone out on loan list the average age would tip the magic 29.
Fact File - Did you know PP's lucky number is 30
Stop the striker bidding.
The bring your own picnic policy is to be extended to all members of staff Ken needs the cash to buy lunch for another lawyer.
For added security the men who play with funny shaped balls are being advised to pack a teddy bear with their picnics.
All out for 572 back to the usual football season routine threads above.
I'll close this for you now Benny as I know you'll be doing a transfer deadline day special for us.
Come summer 2019 the hills should be starting to recover after a wet winter and spring. Prof P may be a distant memory having been poached by Space-X as head of their trajectory team. We could be discussing our new owners / investors and having a cash surplus shortly after the flying pigs aerobatic team come out of retirement then Ken takes part in but is well beaten by Lee during Howfen scarecrow week before being banned from writing notes to fans and deported to somewhere South of Watford.
…………….. FIN...…………….
…………...THE END...………...
comment by Bennythedip - Living The Dream (U9359)
posted 2 weeks ago
Lee camp rumoured to be coming in on loan from Cardiff. Will this really be more cost effective than keeping amos? Pp scared of putting aspinall or even Turner who has been sent out to play with the big boys. Hall will be sent on loan, king has gone. The only other player from the u23s to get a shirt number is earing. None of these lads will get a chance. Ridiculous Williams getting on the bench ahead of the 2 youngsters.
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Quite right Benny. So much for lowering the age of the squad. Having said that we will just have to wait and see what transpires through the rest of the season. Hopefully, we can make a decent fist of staying in the Championship and move up the league.
Golden, Espero que tengas razón.
Been updating this thread with the comings and goings. Unfortunately pastys closure to this thread has now been ruined.
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posted on 2/8/18
Another signing, Luke Murphy ex Leeds has joined on a two-year contract. A midfield player but is he defensive or attacking? I don't know anything about the lad so it would be good if someone with superior knowledge could enlighten me.
Pasty I may have missed something but has Connor Hall been shipped out on loan? Looking at your previous post, that could be likely but sometimes you talk in riddles. I haven't read anything in the Beano and I would have thought that Illes would have penned a few lines to keep us up to date.
posted on 2/8/18
Kens back with a plug for his new eating out guide.
https://www.bwfc.co.uk/news/2018/august/a-note-from-the-chairman/
posted on 2/8/18
Stand by swie the Hall news he's number 35 in this seasons squad list his leaving will appear in the Beano just as soon as the minibus picks him up from the bus stop where he's sat on his bags, The squad number is of course a cunning plan to raise the fee we're not made of money tha knows didn't Ken just remind you !!
posted on 2/8/18
Loads of gaps in the official squad numbers.
That said looks as if there's 23 man squad, (22 with Turner on loan), I'd imagine there's a need for at least 2 permanent soon and a couple of loans to bolster after.
posted on 2/8/18
Doris is worried she was promised a supply of tea and biscuits in time for pre season the cupboards remains bare now she has run out of Bring Your Own Picnic signs for Lostock and Kens not paid the paper bill so she can't make any new signs.
To cap it all there's a rumour Ken has a jar of coffee locked away for his own use saying nobody else shall have coffee because they have not paid for the tea and biscuits he's withheld.
Pats Pantry has stated Doris's position is safe the London based Anderson chain of eateries are rumoured to be well in front in the bidding process to expand up North at the Uobs and Kens Whiter than White Hotel.
posted on 2/8/18
Murphy will probably come straight in alongside Lowe, 2 defensive midfielders. Wildschut left, ameobi right, vela in a free role and one up front Donaldson or megennis. Parkys favourite system.
posted on 2/8/18
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/football/45047212
posted on 2/8/18
Lonergan isn't out of work for very long is he mind you with keepers in short supply I guess the cost of wages has risen so we'll be hanging on until there's only the cheaper ones left
posted on 3/8/18
The Championship season starts today.
Will PP be sat in the stands or watching from his armchair in preparation for our game at the hosts place on the 18th.
posted on 3/8/18
So Connor will be loaned out only if we find another striker. PP recons he's not ready for the Championship even though he scored 23 goals for the development squad last season.
posted on 3/8/18
With all these legal bills being run up and investor talk suspended it's time to start thinking about where you will be placing your money when picking players who can be sold to help keep the books balanced oh that reminds me we'll need to buy some scales for the book balancing as the loan of the kitchen scales has been stopped.
I'm going for numbers 5 and 7 so that's Beevers Oztumer being the stars to top up the coffers.
posted on 3/8/18
If they go we will be doomed, I tell you doomed!
I wouldn't put anything past Ken. Oh! If only there really had been some proper investors, or. one would do as long as they had real money and could buy the club outright.
posted on 3/8/18
Ben Williams is the new academy keeping coach.
Oh and because we haven't managed to sign a goalkeeper in time he'll be registered as a player as well.
I suppose having Jake Turner actually facing teams rather than sat on a bench helps him out for the future.
Parky is currently getting the big bubble wrap out to put round Ben Alnwick.
posted on 3/8/18
Ken will have to shed the © Unlucky Alf image and stop blaming everybody else in his business affairs if he is going to look presentable to any investors.
Imagine me investing my hard earned only to find Ken a week later writing to the fans and Beano saying he's not happy being hard done by due to my investment
© Unlucky Alf is protected by The Fast Show and did get paid on time.
posted on 3/8/18
Lee camp rumoured to be coming in on loan from Cardiff. Will this really be more cost effective than keeping amos? Pp scared of putting aspinall or even Turner who has been sent out to play with the big boys. Hall will be sent on loan, king has gone. The only other player from the u23s to get a shirt number is earing. None of these lads will get a chance. Ridiculous Williams getting on the bench ahead of the 2 youngsters.
posted on 3/8/18
Swie, Bolton Wanderers ganará mañana. This is specially for you.
posted on 3/8/18
The U23's did so well last season I'm surprised Ken didn't try to farm them out as a job lot a complete team for a suitable loan fee could have been a nice little earner could that.
posted on 3/8/18
Match thread done as a bit busy tomorrow work and all that.
posted on 4/8/18
Updated the list, Gary O'Neil signs until January on a free to strengthen midfield.
posted on 4/8/18
The Abacus has been sliding the beads and reports the average age of the squad as 28 and a quarter.
Should Jack join Connor and Jake on the too young not ready and gone out on loan list the average age would tip the magic 29.
Fact File - Did you know PP's lucky number is 30
posted on 4/8/18
Stop the striker bidding.
The bring your own picnic policy is to be extended to all members of staff Ken needs the cash to buy lunch for another lawyer.
For added security the men who play with funny shaped balls are being advised to pack a teddy bear with their picnics.
posted on 5/8/18
All out for 572 back to the usual football season routine threads above.
I'll close this for you now Benny as I know you'll be doing a transfer deadline day special for us.
Come summer 2019 the hills should be starting to recover after a wet winter and spring. Prof P may be a distant memory having been poached by Space-X as head of their trajectory team. We could be discussing our new owners / investors and having a cash surplus shortly after the flying pigs aerobatic team come out of retirement then Ken takes part in but is well beaten by Lee during Howfen scarecrow week before being banned from writing notes to fans and deported to somewhere South of Watford.
…………….. FIN...…………….
…………...THE END...………...
posted on 17/8/18
comment by Bennythedip - Living The Dream (U9359)
posted 2 weeks ago
Lee camp rumoured to be coming in on loan from Cardiff. Will this really be more cost effective than keeping amos? Pp scared of putting aspinall or even Turner who has been sent out to play with the big boys. Hall will be sent on loan, king has gone. The only other player from the u23s to get a shirt number is earing. None of these lads will get a chance. Ridiculous Williams getting on the bench ahead of the 2 youngsters.
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Quite right Benny. So much for lowering the age of the squad. Having said that we will just have to wait and see what transpires through the rest of the season. Hopefully, we can make a decent fist of staying in the Championship and move up the league.
Golden, Espero que tengas razón.
posted on 17/8/18
Been updating this thread with the comings and goings. Unfortunately pastys closure to this thread has now been ruined.
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