comment by P0intyBird5 (U8853)
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comment by The Real Original and Best of Captain Spauldi... (U21721)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by P0intyBird5 (U8853)
posted 11 seconds ago

Biblical BBC.
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It's a hilarious read I tell you!
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‘Mary felt powerless to resist as God’s thick, black, omnipotent arms pinned her to the stable’s floor

“Biitch,” He said “I’mma breed you good. What we gon call yo little chile”
Mary hissed a “Jesus” as God pushed His huge cawwk against her Holy womb.

“Good idea,” He said. His massive diick shiny with her wetness.’
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very good but the actual book has Golden D!ldos!

Ezekiel 16:17 “You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.”

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comment by P0intyBird5 (U8853)
posted 1 minute ago

Fiction truly is stranger than...other fiction.
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male Idol is a far better term than Cawwk though

comment by The Real Original and Best of Captain Spauldi... (U21721)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by P0intyBird5 (U8853)
posted 1 minute ago

Fiction truly is stranger than...other fiction.
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male Idol is a far better term than Cawwk though
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Oh I don’t know.

I’m pretty sure if I said to Mrs Ginger every 9th Thursday the 31st to expect a male idol she’d be looking over my shoulder and as always end up very disappointed.

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Real Original and Best of Captain Spauldi... (U21721)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by P0intyBird5 (U8853)
posted 1 minute ago

Fiction truly is stranger than...other fiction.
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male Idol is a far better term than Cawwk though
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Oh I don’t know.

I’m pretty sure if I said to Mrs Ginger every 9th Thursday the 31st to expect a male idol she’d be looking over my shoulder and as always end up very disappointed.

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so no change there then!

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comment by The Real Original and Best of Captain Spauldi... (U21721)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Real Original and Best of Captain Spauldi... (U21721)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by P0intyBird5 (U8853)
posted 1 minute ago

Fiction truly is stranger than...other fiction.
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male Idol is a far better term than Cawwk though
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Oh I don’t know.

I’m pretty sure if I said to Mrs Ginger every 9th Thursday the 31st to expect a male idol she’d be looking over my shoulder and as always end up very disappointed.

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so no change there then!
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The dawn of realisation can be a cruel mistress at times

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